@AndrewBohrer

writer, illustrator, bartender, cocktail historian, knight-errant, shaggy-dog https://xitter.cf/t.co/nogeiOz4oN

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Joined July 2009
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A tourist map? A #dungeonsanddragons fantasy map? A guide for #Islay #whisky fans? I drew this map to be whatever you need it to be. It is of course, a distillery guide.
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Downloaded and signed back into twitter for this. thehardtimes.net/lists/50-bo…

50 Bond Villains Ranked by How Much More Likable They Are Than Elon Musk

We live in an age of hyperbole, a time where if you disagree with someone on any political issue you go straight... Get the full story

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BREAKING: BFC SPOTTED AT AIRPORT BAR (wrong size for the glass, but still…) Bartender reached for comment said: “I think you are supposed to have good ice now. Like everyone does?” Story still unfolding, stay tuned for updates.
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I’ve been making fun of #aspenideas all week because it’s a place in which a billionaire can blurt out a question to millennial for money. But considering the other side of the spectrum is billionaires trying to keep black people from voting, I guess I should apologize to Aspen
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Dear Aspen, I’m a little sorry. ps, thanks for the granola bars.
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Best joke and most concise explanation of our zeitgeist I’ve heard in a long time from @artBoffin #aspenideas
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“Can A.I. help us communicate with animals?” Such a click bait #aspenideas seminar that left me mouthing “so dope” over and over. But what did I learn?
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Wells Fargo gave me a free granola bar at #AspenIdeas so I don’t think they are criminals and dirtbags anymore. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

Wells Fargo Investor Seeks Files in Probe Over Fake Interviews for Diverse Candidates

A Florida pension fund is demanding Wells Fargo & Co. turn over files about a possible criminal probe into whether the bank violated federal law by setting up fake job interviews to meet in-house...

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Make it a bronze plaque
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Resort towns never use jiggers. A single pour of Springbank 12 with beer for scale.
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Paper tablecloths forever.
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Happy 41st birthday to Blade Runner. Here's a marker Deckard from a few years back.
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Twice in my life a man, a man walked up to me, looked me in the eye, and said: “Why are you here?”
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I just had a pint at a Colorado country club and it felt like me vs the republican crazy 88’s but sun golf clubs for swords. There was a miasma of hate more pungent than truffle oil.
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How many times can you go back to a bar before you tell them they priced pechuga as espadin?
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Die young or live long enough to send shitty emails to your neighbor about their Air BnB
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