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andrew

@AndrewBurner

a golden business boy

 Chicago, IL
Joined September 2008
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Make Jerry pay the Bears property tax bill. Solve a bunch of problems at once.
Ricky O'Donnell (@SBN_Ricky) profile pictureRicky O'Donnell@SBN_RickyFeb 5
The Reinsdorfs are slumlord owners of a poverty franchise. Adam Silver needs to step in and make them sell the Bulls, there is no other way to restore dignity to one of the league's great markets.
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Billion dollar businesses discovering behavioral interview questions
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Can’t believe they’re not selling out the hockey little league World Series
World Hockey Report (@worldhockeyrpt) profile pictureWorld Hockey Report
@worldhockeyrptJan 4
State of Hockey strikes again! Two powerhouses going at it in an epic World Junior rivalry semifinal game in front of 15,000 empty seats.
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Chicago style chip rankings: 1. Hot dog 2. Giardiniera 3. Italian beef 4. Regular 5. Deep dish
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Think back fondly on the day everyone lost their mind because Nate Silver didn’t know how far Sudbury was from Thunder Bay
sarah (@lgbtgritty) profile picturesarah@lgbtgritty23 Apr 2025
it’s funny how much canada knowledge you just have to gain when you get really into hockey
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The idea is that Lucy will hold the football and let Charlie Brown kick it
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Wow, the sportsbooks are practically giving away money on this one
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This Day in Chicago Sports (@ChiSportsDay) profile pictureThis Day in Chicago Sports@ChiSportsDay9 Feb 2025
it's crazy to think Rex Grossman threw a touchdown pass in the Super Bowl
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The pick six wasn’t Rex’s fault but if he puts a better throw on the Bob Sanders pick the bears win the Super Bowl imo
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Great reason to have kids here. I was putting my kids to bed on New Year’s Eve and told them “see you next year.” During dinner last night, January 8th, my daughter said “remember when you told us see you next year?”
Caitlin 🚗 🧀 Driscoll (@TeacherOnTopic) profile pictureCaitlin 🚗 🧀 Driscoll@TeacherOnTopic9 Jan 2025
Today I told the "why is six afraid of seven" joke to a class of first graders who had either never heard it, or just suddenly understood it. Three kids literally fell out of their chairs and rolled on the floor. Apex moment, never topping it.
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It’s amazing how fast Devin Hester was while looking like he wasn’t even running that hard
Benjamin Solak (@BenjaminSolak) profile pictureBenjamin Solak
@BenjaminSolak5 Jan 2025
Top: September 25, 2011: Johnny Knox's trick punt return TD against the Packers is called back for holding Bottom: January 5, 2025: Josh Blackwell gets the same return against the Packers -- no flags!
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AI is the future
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Ben Pope (@BenPopeCST) profile pictureBen Pope
@BenPopeCST27 Dec 2024
When Pat Maroon realized Lukas Reichel couldn't be with his family for Christmas, he brought Reichel home with him — and even ensured he had gifts to unwrap. "I was kind of alone. It’s better to celebrate with him," Reichel said. New Blackhawks story: chicago.suntimes.com/blackha…
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You mean George McCaskey wasn’t retweeting the White Sox account to try to win an Andrew Vaughn jersey in July? I’m shocked.
ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) profile pictureProFootballTalk
@ProFootballTalk5 Dec 2024
There's a George McCaskey on Twitter, complete with a blue check. It's a fake. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…
Beware the fake George McCaskey account on Twitter

Beware the fake George McCaskey account on Twitter

While discussing the recent firing of Bears coach Matt Eberflus, I uttered the name "George McCaskey" in the presence of my phone.

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Yeah we’re not doing this shit again
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She should’ve spelled it using the Canadian pronunciation, organEYEzation.
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I heckled Cam Barker from the 300 level at a hawks game with attendance like this and he turned and looked
Ben Pope (@BenPopeCST) profile pictureBen Pope
@BenPopeCST1 Nov 2024
This crowd in San Jose tonight is probably the smallest I’ve ever seen. The best angles I can get:
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This whole thread is big dumb, but the biggest issue I have with it is that there’s a ton of these series. Almost every book written for 1st to 6th graders these days is part of a series.
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Soto going to get that OG Anunoby money
MLB Deadline News (@MLBDeadlineNews) profile pictureMLB Deadline News@MLBDeadlineNews22 Oct 2024
Spotrac’s projected free-agency market value for Juan Soto is 14-years $513.6M. 14 YEARS $513.6 MILLION
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Someone find me a giant barrel of Plochman’s
Wario64 (@Wario64) profile pictureWario64
@Wario649 Oct 2024
French's Classic Yellow Mustard, 105 oz Bulk Container is $3.38 on Amazon after listed coupon amzn.to/3Go1kVJ #ad
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