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Quarantine Update: Today my wife told me that the plant I have diligently watering for 6 months is fake...
The McDonaldβs Snack Wrap is back! But this time with a vengeanceβ¦ posting this after day three of the worst food poisoning ever!
At Costco and the guy in front of me just bought $17k worth of gold bars, which he paid for with 5 different credit cardsβ¦ is he good? Does he know something I donβt?! Should I buy gold?!?!???!
They should have asked ChatGPT if this was a good move firstβ¦ forbes.com/sites/tylerroush/β¦
Los Angeles on Halloween is wild. Itβs impossible to tell if people always dress this way or if theyβre in costumeβ¦
Iβve believed in Aliens since I was 6β¦ went to therapy for itβ¦ turns out I was right this whole time! Take that Doctor Jean!
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I hope the studios give in and the strike ends soon. Itβs getting bad out there. I just got a Facebook friend request from βTom Cruise Comedianβ
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Like @leenewtonsays I have really bad insomnia, and I listen to a lot of different podcast late at night... I was laughing so hard during ep. 33 of #FavoriteCheese when @AndrewDelman said "I'm gonna start with a toucan", my wife woke up, and came down to see if I was alright. π






