If this were played on a stage now I would condemn it as an improbable fiction.

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"I'm automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything... Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything."
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Elon Musk should not be admired or respected. Elon Musk should be feared as a wealthy gangster who pushes any button to get what he wants. What Elon Musk wants is to benefit himself,amass more billions of dollars and never have a single altruistic notion. Elon Musk's game is to get as much as he can as fast as he can. To him you can either get out of his way or...that's it really. Elon Musk wants us all to get out his way. Elon Musk owes America reparations for "DOGE" and helping shove Trump down our throats. Elon Musk in no way supports free speech except for himself. For Elon Musk free speech never has to be truthful speech. Elon Musk always gets the last word. He owns the media. Question everything he says or does. @elonmusk – at Edgewood, KY
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Simultaneously the world's richest man and the world's biggest arse licker. Inside every psychopathic billionaire there's a pathetic, broken creep.
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The usually sure footed Strictly producers - who know that casting is everything in reality shows like this - seem completely to have lost the plot. Maybe they thought they had to do more to appeal to forty something, nerdy, white male viewers?
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In future instead of saying "a fish out of water" people will say "a Josh Widdecombe on Strictly". #strictly
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This is just utter crap They are not rushing through legislation to make Reform donations unlawful The donations were made after the retrospective date was announcedon 25th March and written in to the legislation going through Parliament. His Leader voted on that legislation on Sept 2nd - 5 times.
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The orange fatberg fails to mention that the Kennedy Centre isonly making the huge losses he claims since donors and acts pulled out after he decided to rename it. share.gemini.google/jjjGzhqS… cnn.com/2026/09/16/politics/…
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#Trump is an existential threat to the future of the human race. He's said so himself but doesn't realise it. One way or another he must be removed. Taken out of his job. Gone.
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File under "you literally couldn't make it up". It'll be interesting to see if this hater of "digital" insists on all US defence systems being analogue. theguardian.com/us-news/2026…
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Oliver has painted himself into a corner. If he wanted to be a true conspiracy nut he should have learned from David Icke and picked a conspiracy that isn't disprovable, like alien lizards. Instead he's picked something totally disprovable and looks madder by the day.
Where there's smoke there's the climate hoax.
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Disprovabity is, of course, the logical possibility that a claim, hypothesis, or theory can be shown to be false by observation or experiment. It's central to scientific enquiry.
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One of Restore Britain’s policies is a referendum on restoration of the death penalty. If such a thing came to pass, how would you vote? Please RT this one. Massive sample required.
5%For
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5%Just wanna see the vote
463 votes • Final results
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I love watching the #TDF, but fuck me does Sean Kelly make it a real effort to keep watching!! 😩 Having to endure his tedious, monotonous ramblings in his Irish brogue, is right up there with listening to the excruciating Lee Dixon on comms at the World Cup. #LeTourDeFrance
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Djokovic's t-shirt clad male groupies making a big impression at this year's Wimbledon.
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Trump truly believes his maga faithful are effectively brain dead.
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It struck me that the deeply corrupt populist regimes we see in the USA and Hungary probably learned a lot about corruption from the original populists, the Nazis. I put this to Google's AI. Here's my prompt and its response. g.co/gemini/share/533469a816…
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Does anyone doubt that Farage, Tice and their cronies would line their own pockets on the industrial scale we've seen from their pals Trump, Orban and Putin if they took control of the UK's criminal justice system?
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Putin's corruption is legendary. He's estimated to be "worth" between $70 billion and $200 billion. I think this is why Trump admires Putin: his dream is to steal at least this much. That and his ability to murder enemies. Farage is also a fan, of course. g.co/gemini/share/88c439bf41…
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I've just discovered that Kissinger said pretty much the same thing, talking about the maxims of guerilla warfare. "The guerrilla wins if he does not lose. The conventional army loses if it does not win."
A quote from a previous American military disaster. ​"We knew we couldn't win, but we also knew we weren't going to lose." Major Nguyen Quoc Hung, a Viet Cong commander, talking about the Viet Cong's reaction to the overwhelming military might they faced.
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