Dateline victims are always "the nicest, happiest" people. That's why I play it safe by being an absolute nightmare to everyone at all times. #Dateline

Me, this morning: "It's gonna be a good day." Me, this afternoon: "Aww, sh*t." #RIPDolly #TMZ #DollyParton #RIPDollyParton

Heaven today...❤❤ #DollyandCarl #TogetherAgain #DollyParton #RIPDolly

"In space, no one can hear you score." #WorldCup #Scotland #Brazil #Alien #Visit

Whenever I'm chatting with an AI bot to get info I always find myself saying "thank you" to them at the end. Umm, yes, I AM Canadian, how did you know?! #Canada #Rocks!

Twitter is the only place you can see people be like "(insert name here) sucks! Oh, and happy bday to Alice from the Brady Bunch!" #90DayFiance #SundayThoughts

Me: "Man, I hate what Twitter has become." Also Me: #Twitter #X #Thoughts

April Fool's Day just doesn't have the same effect anymore now that basically everyday feels like an April Fool's joke. #Happy #AprilFoolsDay #AprilFools

Me, 2021: Twitter is my favourite app cuz tweets are brief & funny. X, 2026: Hold my 6 tweet story about how ingrown toenails can be deadly. #ElonRuinedTwitter #ElonMusk #MondayBlues

Tiger Woods never ceases to amaze me. I didn't think he could get any uglier but damn it the guy won again! #TigerWoods

Does time run fast or slow? Depends on whether you're on the inside of the bathroom door or the outside of the bathroom door. #MondayThoughts #HappyMonday!

Me: I'm having trouble logging into my email. Yahoo: To verify this is actually you, please click the link we have just sent to your email address. This is why more people have gone insane in the last 30 yrs!! Sheesh. #MondayThoughts

Gino taking his date to an Escape Room is ironic since most woman try & escape any room he's in. #90DayFiance #TheSingleLife #90DayFianceTheSingleLife

Oy. Vanya's Gaydar must need batteries. I almost feel sorry for her potential 'Boyfriend' who is umm, just really shy with women. #90DayFiance #TheSingleLife #90DayFianceTheSingleLife

"Hey there's that girl I don't know from that movie I never saw!" #Oscars #BestActress #AcademyAwards #TheOscars

3 facts about Lionel Richie. 1) He's super talented 2) He's 76 yrs old 3) He has the best damn plastic surgeon you can buy! Dancin' on the peeling...🎵 #TheOscars #LionelRichie #Oscars #AcademyAwards

So glad Darcey, Loren, Alexei & Emily are on 90 Day Fiance Pillow Talk tonight. Cuz that gives me an excuse to watch the Oscars. #90DayFiance #90dayfiancebeforethe90days #PillowTalk

Duke: I hope Timothee Chalamet feels like crap later & finally gets humbled a bit. Trixie: Why cuz you think he's gonna lose at the Oscars? Duke: Oh, he was nominated for an Oscar? #Oscars #AcademyAwards #TimotheeChalamet

They say when someone touches their neck it's cuz they're uncomfortable. This poor guy having to listen to Liz talk about her fight with Sophie while all he wants is some action... #90DayFiance #TheSingleLife #90DayFianceTheSingleLife

You can tell how many people are watching 90 Day Fiance by how many tweets are being posted. 90 Day The Single Life right now... Are you listening @TLC? #90DayFiance #TheSingleLife #90DayFianceTheSingleLife #AmericanIdol

TV viewers at beginning of 90 Day Fiance franchise versus exhausted audience in 2026... #90DayFiance #TheSingleLife #90DayFianceTheSingleLife