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Andy Dulman

@AndyDulman

commercial director, co-creator of http://t.co/L4Z019lqDd, comedian, and motivational listener.

 Los Angeles, CA
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Joined May 2009
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There Will Be Blood is a period piece.
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The problem with swim-up pool bars is that you’re sitting in water that is mostly urine.
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I humanize my idols by picturing them singing Dashboard Confessional, exclusively.
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On the plus side, a lot more Americans know what the word collusion means now.
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Oh man, if these walls could tweet.
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DJ Khaled talks like Trump if he was super high.
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Allergy medicine names sound like rejected spells. #allegra #alavert #charmsclass
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Being allergic to dogs is your body’s way of telling you to go fuck yourself.
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Maslow's hierarchy of neediness.
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Can birds get jet lag?
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These #Coachella photos would be more enticing if they had more chairs in them.
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Check out this commercial I directed for Google Play! #aprilfoolsday #puppies teapaw.org/googleplay/status/8482…
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What your pets REALLY dream about might be this... goo.gl/kFo0L2
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At least they can't reboot a modern Titanic since we don't have any more icebergs.
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Snapple cap facts are the exact opposite of Wikipedia. I've never once questioned it.
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I've only ever just wanted to make enough money to buy a ping pong table.
Don't drink too much tonight, we might not have healthcare soon. #fuck
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2016 was written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan.
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Bad news: my sex tape leaked. Good news: exclusively on Tidal.
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So far, nothing has come true from all those games of MASH.
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Can stop. Might stop.
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I feel like my brain always really needs to pee.
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