Out today! The first two Inspector Paris #fantasy #crime #comedy novels now available as audiobooks. kobo.com/gb/en/audiobook/bre… More fun than a giraffe knitting a wardrobe.

"Say hello to my little friend!" Alpacacino.

Watching England women get to the Euros final, while hearing Ozzy Osbourne has died. My emotions are up/down/all over the place.

Aberystwyth pier at sundown.

At a bar in heaven, Elvis Presley and John Lennon can't decide who should buy the drinks. So Brian Wilson says "I'll get a round."

The adventure ended with a few days in Toronto, plus Niagara falls. Now back home and jetlagged but happy! Thanks Canada; you've been great.

We were in Ottawa on Canada Day. Very busy! Bit quieter today, but another great place on this great holiday. Love Canada!

The Canadian adventure has reached Quebec. Great place.

Had a great time in Montreal. Next stop Quebec City. Love Canada!

A day late after our flight got cancelled, but we've arrived in Montreal. At an airport that has (complete with fake hydrant) an indoor area for dogs to pee!

Weird how I'd never previously seen Putin as a saint!

Knaresborough bed race. Racing "beds" through narrow streets for charity, and they all got very hot and sweaty doing it! Good bonkers fun to watch, though.

Elon Musk and Donald Trump have fallen out, big time. What a shock. They both seem so modest and likeable.

Another day out in sunny Wales. Mwnt beach, Pentre Ifan Neolithic burial site, Cilgerran & its castle.

A walk round Gogerddan wood near Aberystwyth, then a trip to the Dyfi osprey centre. Thoroughly good way to spend a sunny day!

Red sky over Didsbury this evening.

A walk along the Mersey (sort of). The riverbank has been clobbered in various places by the floods at new year. So you're not supposed to walk along it in case it collapses further but, of course, some people still do!

Been to see Chris Mccausland standup show today. Slightly more sweary than would be allowed on Strictly! But, if you can handle that, definitely worth seeing. Probably the best comedy gig I've been to.

If Popeye wrote the works of Shakespeare... ...would he write them in 'I am what Iambic Pentameter?'

Fletcher Moss Park, Didsbury. Or possibly the Amazon rain forest!

I didn't want to just walk to the kitchen and get a packet of sugar. So I sachet-ed.