Where's the 🅱️eef?

Angus

Holy shit this app sucks

Basketball

Idea: charge all anti-vax parents who wilfully refuse to vaccinate their child with negligence and child endangerment

Who needs therapy when you can just keep lying to yourself that everything is okay?

Says the man who brought up Key Lime Pie

Cathartic work shits are a myth

Due to construction, this bus will not stop at Electrical Engineering

Hennything is possible

Dear elected officials, Could you maybe not politicize scientific data from the some of the world's top researchers and actually protect the people that put you in a seat of power?

Whenever I'm just a bit too happy, my brain reminds me of that one video of the raccoon who goes to dip his cotton candy in the water only for it to dissolve and I get depressed all over again

Note to self: never get Latin American food with any of my siblings

Anti-vaxxers dying of preventable diseases is, at its most basic, applied Darwinian theory

Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome

Idea: Intentionally self-induce a coma

Well, time to lobotomize myself

Three-peat @Roastmortemcast