Comedian and writer. British Library by day, Satanic Library by night. She/Her
London, England
Joined May 2011
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Anna Savory retweeted
DUCHESS OF MALFI: Oh, that it were possible we might
But hold some two days conference with the dead!
- Dead keep changing their dietary requirements
- Too many Dead, not enough badges
- Prominent Dead appallingly sleazy at conference dinner
DUCHESS: ah, fuck it – at Stratford-Upon-Avon, England
Anna Savory retweeted
I’ve learned that physically healthy, able-bodied people think they can “earn” their health. That if they eat right, exercise, and “don’t be lazy,” they’ll be able-bodied forever.
This belief is the insidious underbelly of every piece of disability or healthcare legislation.
Anna Savory retweeted
Juuuuuuust in case anyone fancies coming to talks on the banshee, the Morrigan and a few other things please do amble over and take a look at my upcoming talks page because it’d be LOVELY to see some of ye there
gilliankenny.ie/talks
Anna Savory retweeted
I captured an amazing site of a kingfisher hovering today.
They can flap their wings at a rate of 8 to 15 beats per second.
#kingfisher
Anna Savory retweeted
The trick-or-treaters have begun arriving. One small witch demanded Haribo. I offered her a marron glacé. Neither of us concealed our disappointment.
Anna Savory retweeted
In Mark Tansey’s oil painting, a woman in evening gown, hands on hips, waits impatiently as her escort fumbles with the keys for an overgrown pillared gate (The Key, 1984). The lighting is stark, almost photographic. Oddly, the gate recalls Ghiberti’s 15C Gates of Paradise
Anna Savory retweeted
Well, we’ve come through the storms, relatively unscathed (thank goodness) and Ronald and the gang are busy smoothing down ruffled feathers this morning.
Anna Savory retweeted
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to:
Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund
alzresearch.org/giving/
Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources
alzfdn.org/donate/
Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
Anna Savory retweeted
I know it’s Halloween but I feel like dentists don’t really need to be doing all that
Anna Savory retweeted
When I was just a little girl,
I asked my mother, what will I be?
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here’s what she said to me.
You’ll be late.
Anna Savory retweeted
I saw a little girl dressed up as a bee keeper at trunk or treat AND SHE HAD HER GUINEA PIG IN A TINY PORTABLE CAGE AND IT WAS WEARING A BEE COSTUME.
Anna Savory retweeted
Cheering myself up with some Round the Horne:
“Kiss me, Hardy”
“I can’t, sir, my lips are chapped”
“Well one more chap won’t hurt”
