Remember your humanity and forget the rest Music that more folk should be listening to ➡️https://xitter.cf/t.co/BI5hje1GUC

Highlands & Islands, Scotland
Joined October 2012
Twitter is full of idiotic takes and people with the mindset that everything is a confrontation and an argument. But there are genuinely good folk on here who make it a joy. Probably going to make a thread of ace accounts.
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Why is it that no matter what direction you drive in the winter months, it's always directly into the sun? Which bounces off the wet road and burns your retinas out 🤣
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Raheem fella... You're getting cooked in the replies here You know... with your own tweets where you say you were a Chief of Staff 🤣
Replying to @AVMikhailova
I’ve literally never been his chief of staff my title was “senior advisor” it was literally on a plaque on my desk and on my business cards. What kind of reporter are you? Thanks for showing everyone you’re a liaaarrrr.
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Just set an alarm for June 2027 so I don't forget to crack a joke to a certain group of friends
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There are approx 340,000 kids in Gaza So when she says 380,000 children under 5 have died, she's lying Shit like this just makes it easier for folk who deny any atrocities are happening to defend the IDFs actions
🚨 BREAKING: Francesca Albanese, UN Special Rapporteur: "Some researchers and scientists estimate the true death toll in Gaza at 680,000." "If confirmed, 380,000 of them would be children under the age of five."
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Getting recipe tips from Americans when they use a microwave to boil water is some laugh
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Driven through London a few times No idea why anyone would ever want to. Just get the tube Also, every city's main shopping area should be pedestrianised Make space for cafés & bars to have outside seating European cities are old. The centres were not designed for cars
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My innocent mind thought he was having her try on a glass slipper like Cinderella.
so much to unpack here
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IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIl capital i is slightly shorter and fatter than lower case L, found that oot today so that’s been a productive one
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"the government forcing employers to give employees leave is not a good thing" Yes it fucking is Americans claiming to be the land of free, sure love being slaves to their employers
quality of life is not higher than in the U.S. yes. it’s a poor country compared to the U.S. it’s much smaller with much less industry of course it’s more poor the government forcing employers to give employees leave is not a good thing
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Heavenly Father, help me to trust You with the things I cannot change. Give me courage to do what I can, and wisdom to know the difference. Guard my heart and mind in Christ Jesus, and fill me with Your peace, which surpasses all understanding. Amen.
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99.9% of the time I'm listening to metal or some sort of hard rock... But "Shock to my System" by @gemma_hayes is just the most beautiful bit of music imaginable
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Ok... I've been drinking whisky for a long time Why did no one tell me how good a Singleton was? Holy shit that is good
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The band Kardashev are what I imagined Sleep Token to be when people told me about Sleep Token
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For the avoidance of doubt Kardashev are blowing my mind right now as I type this Sleep Token sound like Imagine Dragons covering a Enya
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Criticism of Israel: "I don't agree with the Israeli government's policies, here's what I would do instead" Not criticism of Israel: making gas chamber noises at Jewish children.
Owen Jones has done a 16 tweet thread explaining how a 14 year old Jewish student being called a “Jew bitch” and physically assaulted while another is taunted with gas chamber noises is just criticism of Israel.
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Out of context and without knowing rugby, this reads very different
Underrated how well Ashton took those. Solid head 👌
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I wanna FUCK my computer
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Sat on the bus as going for a pint... Someone just opened their phone and got done by the porn noise. Full blast from the back of the bus Well played to whoever sent that message/email etc, well played indeed
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You listen to music for that bit when Eddie's voice breaks on "Black" Or when Sister Bliss' keyboard comes in on "Insomnia" Or because one moment at a gig stays with you Not because an ai model can make music that sounds like something else you listen to Utter slop
AI generated music is 1000x better than real music. Today I canceled Spotify and SiriusXM because I finally tested Suno. What sold me was the first prompt I gave it: “My favorite artists are A Day to Remember, Bring Me The Horizon, Spiritbox, Bad Omens, and Sleep Token. Analyze all their hits and generate a song I’m likely to love based on those artists.” It one shots an absolute banger in 10 seconds. I'll link the song in the next tweet for anyone curious. Why would I ever go back to Spotify/SiriusXM when I can generate music perfectly tailored to my taste on command, for free? Not affiliated with Suno in any way btw, it was just one of those moments where I was so impressed with AI’s capability I had to say something about it.
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