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Healthcare lawyer, free marketeer, punk rocker, and Cal sports enthusiast

Oakland, CA
Joined May 2014
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THE BEARS SWEEP No. 18 Stanford!!!
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What would you do if you walked into a room, and this happened?
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This reasoning is so funny. Yes, people living outside the territory of Israel can vote if they're Israeli citizens. People who are not citizens cannot vote. They could vote in the elections in the West Bank or Gaza... if Palestinian leaders hadn't killed elections. The best part? The only framework under which Palestinians in the West Bank or Gaza would be able to vote in Israeli elections would be if Israel actually annexed the territories. Which the people calling it an "apartheid" country concede they have not done by carefully using "occupied" as a pejorative. Just mush for brains incoherence.
Israeli "democracy": - 500,000 West Bank settlers can vote, but not the 3M Palestinians under occupation - 230,000 Israelis in occupied East Jerusalem can vote, but not the 350,000 Palestinians under their rule - The fewer than 2M Palestinians left in occupied Gaza cannot vote
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I love any defense of a political leader that includes 'steel output.' What a wonderful metric. What a closer. Who could possibly be a "dictator" who also increased steel output? Inconceivable.
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Tony Macaroni retweeted
A reminder that an underrated argument for libertarianism is that you’d experience less anxiety about elections if the state had less power.
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Over 20 years later, the legendary “dicks, pussies and assholes” speech from Team America: World Police remains the most accurate analysis of geopolitics in cinematic history. Anyway, which one are you?
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Tony Macaroni retweeted
.@Lions QB Jared Goff has passed Derek Carr (41,245) for the third-most passing yards through 11-career seasons in NFL history. #OnePride
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If anyone believes this nonsense, here are the facts he is counting on you not knowing. The deal did not end Iran's nuclear program. It rented a pause. Iran kept its centrifuges, kept Fordow buried in a mountain, kept enriching to 3.67%, and the key restrictions came with expiration dates. The sunset clauses began lifting in 2025. Obama's own answer at the time was that breakout time "would have shrunk almost down to zero" as the deal expired. His deal scheduled the problem for his successors. The regime lied its way into the deal. The JCPOA was premised on Iran coming clean about past weapons work. In 2018 Israel pulled Iran's own nuclear archive out of a Tehran warehouse: tens of thousands of documents on the Amad Project, a crash program to build nuclear weapons, preserved and hidden while Iran certified it had no such program. The IAEA later found uranium traces at undeclared sites Iran never explained. The deal paid for terror. Sanctions relief unfroze roughly $100 billion and the US delivered $1.7 billion in cash. That money flowed to the IRGC, Hezbollah, Hamas, and the Houthis. Diplomacy with a regime at war with you is financing, not peace. And the result? By 2025 Iran was enriching to 60%, a short technical step from weapons grade, with enough material for multiple bombs and the IAEA declaring it in violation of its obligations. That is what required military force this year. Iran marched to the threshold under the deal's cover and after it. "I didn't have to fire a missile" is true. He handed the regime money, legitimacy, and a timetable, and left the missiles to be fired a decade later by someone else. Appeasing a dictatorship doesn't buy peace. It buys the dictatorship time.
OBAMA: Iran didn't have nuclear weapons because I had put a deal in place and I didn't have to fire a missile to do it. I just had to engage in diplomacy.
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Dear Next Cal Football HC, We get your job isn’t easy. But maybe, just maybe don’t fumble the most expensive roster in Cal Football history and a generational QB. Maybe, just maybe don’t hire your buddies unless they are proven and competent. Hope you succeed. xoxo, HoodXBear
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Tony Macaroni retweeted
The beautiful game
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If I may be so presumptuous fans deserve real answers about what’s going on. None of the decision making, standards or process has been credible to this point. It’s not even about the W-L results for me. I cannot construct a coherent mental model of what the program is going.
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Tony Macaroni retweeted
Tried some overnight oats with protein powder, greek yogurt and berries. Not only is it healthy and packed with protein, it is disgusting.
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"Well, she may not have lasted very long, but at least you can say she was pretty." "Yeah... pretty bad at her job!" "HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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Tony Macaroni retweeted
Failing the bar exam isn’t the embarrassing part of this story 😬 Explaining that you’re a “lawyer,” just not an “attorney,” after serving as “general counsel” is where things get interesting. Here’s what reportedly happened: > Katie Zacharia graduated from Pepperdine’s law school in 2011. She took the California bar exam, failed, and never retook it. > That first part is nothing to mock. The bar is hard. Plenty of excellent attorneys failed on their first attempt. > But graduating from law school and being authorized to practice law are separate accomplishments. > One gets you a diploma. The other gets you clients whose problems you are legally permitted to make your problems. > Zacharia went on to work in China, publicly describe herself as a lawyer, and hold the title of “general counsel” at Fix California. > When questions about her credentials surfaced, she offered an explanation: she says Pepperdine’s president told her she could call herself a “lawyer,” but not an “attorney” or “esquire.” > That is an incredible amount of responsibility to place on a synonym. > There IS a version of this distinction floating around the internet: > “Lawyer” means someone educated in law. > “Attorney” means someone licensed to practice it. > You can find people making that argument. You can find dictionary discussions about it. > The problem is that California has an actual statute. > Business and Professions Code § 6126 covers people who practice law without authorization AND people who hold themselves out as entitled to practice law. > That second part matters. > You don’t necessarily have to walk into a courtroom, file a lawsuit, or bill someone $800 an hour to create a problem. How you represent your qualifications to the public can itself matter. > And the statute doesn’t say, “Unless you remembered to use ‘lawyer’ instead of ‘attorney.’” > The question is what you are communicating about your authority to practice law. A different noun doesn’t automatically fix that. > Which brings us to “general counsel.” > That’s a particularly difficult title to square with the explanation. > When an organization introduces its general counsel, people generally understand that to mean the person responsible for its legal affairs. > Nobody thinks, “Ah yes, their designated law school graduate.” > A watchdog group has now filed a State Bar complaint. A complaint is an allegation, not a finding, and whether her specific conduct violated the law requires more than watching a clip. > But the broader lesson is pretty simple: > A J.D. is a real accomplishment. So is working internationally. Neither needs to be inflated into a license you don’t hold. All she had to say was “I graduated from law school and worked at a firm in China, BUT I'M NOT LICENSED TO PRACTICE." Why lie? Geez.
JUST IN: WH Press Sec. Katie Zacharia reveals she was told she could call herself a "lawyer" but not an attorney, amid allegations she failed the bar exam.
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Tony Macaroni retweeted
it’s over
Hellmann's mayo McCormick spices Cholula hot sauce Frank's RedHot What do these products have in common? One company could soon control them all. I have concerns that McCormick and Unilever's $45 billion merger could increase YOUR grocery prices.
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Tony Macaroni retweeted
Unexpected detail in the LA Times review of "You Can See Everything." Nathan Fielder really did capture everything!
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Tony Macaroni retweeted
Cal is going to have 50 minutes of possession but only run 4 plays.
Cal appears to be debuting Grateful Dead Helmets for their After Dark contest against Wake Forest.
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Tony Macaroni retweeted
The Wedge was issuing one-way tickets only this past Sunday
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