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We’re not even sure this ball from @roller_mvp ever landed but somehow #statcast has determined this ball went 410 feet. We’re not too sure ourselves but we estimate a conservative 550 feet. #statcast #MLB #Orioles
.@AaronHicks31 with the first ever MLB homerun in Europe!! Statcast claims it went 386 feet (117 meters for the Europeans) but we all know that ball went much further. We say it went 407 feet (124 meters) #statcast #yankeesredsox #MLBLondonSeries
DeGrom put this 98 mph fastball in the geometric center of the plate for @austinriley1308 and statcast wants us to believe it only went 407 feet??? I don’t think so, 425 feet at least. #statcast #MLB #ChopOn
Statcast wants us to believe that this upper deck bomb only went a measly 418 feet! Our HR experts have estimated it went at least 443 feet #statcast #mlb #nationals