I know there's more important things going on right now but here's an update on The Mac. #cf97
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Isn't it so beautiful that we see the sunset every day and it still moves people?
Cousin started a 20-person family group chat for thanksgiving. I have definitive proof Italians are, in fact, white people
I'm good at a lot of dumb things, communing with squirrels is one of them. Let me know if anyone needs any nuts
Chørlie Kirkegaard retweeted
Young men don’t want your Nazi bullshit because they have gay and trans friends, their favorite coworker is a 50 year old Mexican guy, and they noticed that you’re scaring the hoes
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It's 2027 in the Bay Area. You take a driverless Uber to the polyamorous meetup to chill with your bros. 40% of attendees have the measles
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People welcoming Kanye West back with open arms is the precursor for everybody welcoming Diddy back with open arms, and honestly, both scenarios are extremely disgusting and it’s sad that people are that weak willed.
Chørlie Kirkegaard retweeted
90 day blackout? Did he buy a generator and spare fuel? Did he buy ecoflows and solar panels? Gas heaters? Or did he buy mostly guns, ammo, and tactical gear like he's going to shoot the darkness away or something?
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The chills I experienced when they inflated this and started playing ‘The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.’
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Its november fucking fifth i fo NOT want to hear fucking christmas music bitch!! Turn on Meg the Stallion wtf




























