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Holding the line against management on this app he/him (281) 330-8004

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Joined October 2012
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Dude read the algorithm. Go touch a keyboard.
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I know there's more important things going on right now but here's an update on The Mac. #cf97
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Isn't it so beautiful that we see the sunset every day and it still moves people?
Nyc people take pictures of sunsets like it’s a concert
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It is the year of 12/10, LOUD movies
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Cousin started a 20-person family group chat for thanksgiving. I have definitive proof Italians are, in fact, white people
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I'm good at a lot of dumb things, communing with squirrels is one of them. Let me know if anyone needs any nuts
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Young men don’t want your Nazi bullshit because they have gay and trans friends, their favorite coworker is a 50 year old Mexican guy, and they noticed that you’re scaring the hoes
Young white men voted overwhelmingly for gay race communists who want to trans kids, flood the country with illegals, and destroy young white men. Online social contagions of conspiracism, victimhood, and Jew-hatred are largely to blame.
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It's 2027 in the Bay Area. You take a driverless Uber to the polyamorous meetup to chill with your bros. 40% of attendees have the measles
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Irish Americans
Is there an instance where the diaspora is LESS woke than the native population?
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People welcoming Kanye West back with open arms is the precursor for everybody welcoming Diddy back with open arms, and honestly, both scenarios are extremely disgusting and it’s sad that people are that weak willed.
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You live paycheck to paycheck I lived Local on the 8s to Local on the 8s
some of you weren’t around for my smooth jazz era and it shows.
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some of you weren’t around for my smooth jazz era and it shows.
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90 day blackout? Did he buy a generator and spare fuel? Did he buy ecoflows and solar panels? Gas heaters? Or did he buy mostly guns, ammo, and tactical gear like he's going to shoot the darkness away or something?
People are doing such interesting things inside their houses.
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The kind of videos you see when you log out of your YouTube account
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The chills I experienced when they inflated this and started playing ‘The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.’
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I heard someone say the blue wave was just like elections in Brazil and Serbia
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Its november fucking fifth i fo NOT want to hear fucking christmas music bitch!! Turn on Meg the Stallion wtf
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I would like everyone who does NOT have a Godzilla Minus One tattoo, get BEHIND me in line
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