Bill is tired of Snow White. She must have noticed that he doesn't go to the shower room, now.
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98% of marriage is watching your flirty Spanish wife try on new Thanksgiving outfits with old world european flair “this is what Columbus’ GFs wore on the boat over, baby” before trying her lil almond cakes or getting a traditional pilgrim lapdance # Two Peoples Coming Together
“ Yes, hello, I have very popular travel guide, you come in room please, I test acoustics with special tool
“ Babe, tell the wife & kids America is ran through ! I am moving to Lake Como. Grandpapa is Italian & AI forged the papers. The OF girls I promo will take me in trade for group sex & sfogliati. I’m a gonna make the pizza pie & bang all the girls of Milano ! Addio per sempre !
“ Casting has begun for the role of Tik Tok Wife in the new porn parody of Rambo Van Halen’s A Capable Man, all the actresses were told to be extremely forgetful and to steal a peanut m&m with misdirection then make it disappear, let’s roll the videotape
The year is 2029, mediterranean overgrowth has taken the cities, California population is 12,793, nude girls smell like wild sage & eucalyptus, the boobs are getting bigger, the jubilee continues, you upload the "before" video to a certain forum & pull on the Jordan Barrett mask
“ Go hard, Mr President. Save the farms. Clean the water. Stop the cancer. Nuke DC from fucking orbit. Become the best to ever do it ” – Calley Means & The Dancing MAHA Girls ( Joe Rogan # 2578
Often in the shower, maybe 14 times a day, Mia imagines David Mamet on the streets of Old Chicago writing Playboy bios in his head, bending streetwalkers over mailboxes every time he finds a good one, she wishes her brand was bigger than “ Churro Girl Disrupts World Chess
Yes I put a pocket cam in the 4 year old’s Tonka Truck, no we don’t know why the babysitter sneaks off to do this after every Pain au Chocolat, sure I use Maracaibo Clasificado 69%, salted butter caramel, wild Texas pecans, but most girls slink under the table while I think of
“ The midterms were determined by the first domino on Nov 13, 2024 when the apparatus installed Thune & Rubio ? American men in '26 simply executed a proportional response ? If the Bill of Rights is gone now, I must comply with every search and seizure ? Good and Hard, please !
“ Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end ” – Scott Adams
Why does X feel sinister ? Frends get disappeared in the night, taken to a CIA blacksite for who knows what Elon’s fetish is, just a vague note says Suspended * Post humor on the internet, lose 10 years of your life, no explanation # Cute Shower Blonde Restitutions For All Men !
Will go back in time to 1999 and impregnate 10,000 girls with 10 kiddos each to raise up an army of 100,000 next gen BAP repost maniacs coordinated in the same group chat we use for post government operations with a social mesh of stripper GFs who fuck around with happiness
“ Babe, this pod was so degen, so peak Rambo Van Halen, this is the show, we could watch these guys every week, 2 bubble boobs up # Smuggle BAP Ideas Into Joe Rogan Like A White Man With Japanese Hookers
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