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Potatofex Solanum Tuberosum I

@Applecookedgod

Team Lead, Sandwich Cookie Operations @Nabisco Philosophical Genius he/him

 Nebraska
Joined December 2010
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Fog (@LadiesOfReddit) profile picture
Fog
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I think this means that they're gonna stop paying him
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Kit Williamson (@kitwilliamson) profile picture
Kit Williamson@kitwilliamson10h
I get why Riley Gaines is scared of the blue wave She’s not the best swimmer
Riley Gaines (@Riley_Gaines_) profile pictureRiley Gaines
@Riley_Gaines_Nov 3
Praying for the United States today. Let God's will be done.
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Gladio Langford@fearthe_void6h
Bruh
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InfantryDort (@infantrydort) profile pictureInfantryDort
@infantrydortNov 3
I was informed today by the Pentagon Force Protection Agency (PFPA), that I am to report any and all threatening posts like these so they can be forwarded to the interagency and investigated. Since this is the first post I'm coming across after this new guidance, I wanted to congratulate you on being the first.
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So more fash slop
captive dreamer (@captive_dreamer) profile picturecaptive dreamer
@captive_dreamerNov 4
On the plus side, you’ll get a lot less politics from here and a lot more longer form philosophy and history content like I used to make!
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🏴based opossum🏴🚬 (@CrustPunk161) profile picture
🏴based opossum🏴🚬@CrustPunk1615h
Weird flex, bro
Hi-Tech Red-Nech (@rednech_ai) profile pictureHi-Tech Red-Nech
@rednech_ai5h
Replying to @CrustPunk161 @lolomo32 @BarackObama
I shit bigger than you
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Ani 🇮🇪🇵🇸 (@AniSky759) profile picture
Ani 🇮🇪🇵🇸@AniSky75911h
this is now even funnier
Ani 🇮🇪🇵🇸 (@AniSky759) profile pictureAni 🇮🇪🇵🇸@AniSky759Nov 2
i find it very funny that the right is now co-opting the one man in star wars singlehandedly responsible for the downfall of the empire
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Jorge Rodríguez (@jorgertg98) profile picture
Jorge Rodríguez@jorgertg9823h
Hearing reports from my people in the US that Malfoid was arrested tonight at her home and promptly judged and executed. Anakin is believed to have fled the country
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What did you do, chud? Frieren is crying! Padme took the kids. Malfoid is dead! They killed her, chud! Why didn't you stop them? Why, chud, why?
𝓑𝓵𝓾𝓮-𝓔𝔂𝓮𝓼 𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵 (@CH4R10T_TV) profile picture𝓑𝓵𝓾𝓮-𝓔𝔂𝓮𝓼 𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵@CH4R10T_TVNov 4
Quick, chud! Tell them about Malfoid! The polls are closing, chud! Have they seen your Based Anakin Skywalker memes? Do they know about how Warhammer is yours, Halo is yours, Lord of the Rings is yours, Star Wars is yours, and Harry Potter is yours, chud? Did you tell them?
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Can't wait for your "walked into the desert in full plate and didn't bring water" arc
JosiahRises 🔥 (@JosiahRises) profile pictureJosiahRises 🔥
@JosiahRisesNov 3
Just cast my ballot in Michigan to stop the Islamic takeover of our country. Christ is King.
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Ethan Klein divorce, woke is back, the worst people are mad, and a pedophile's victory lap has come to an end. Life is good
ryan 🤿 (@scubaryan_) profile pictureryan 🤿
@scubaryan_7h
Jidion released a video revealing that EDP445 has finally been arrested facing multiple felony charges “the watch is over! he’s triple hand-cuffed…”
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Dunning Kruger Doughnuts@littelfuse695h
This fondue ain't gonna fuck itself, get in here Brian with a Y
Bryan Horsey (@bryanhorsey) profile pictureBryan Horsey
@bryanhorsey14h
If you live in Wisconsin, BUY GUNS, BUY AMMO, BUY FOOD, BUY SUPPRESSORS, STOCK UP! It's about to get bad, real bad.
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Libertarian upset that people didn't want kids to have to undergo genital inspections from strangers
libertarian in Nebraska 🌯 (@NebraskaLP) profile picturelibertarian in Nebraska 🌯
@NebraskaLP7h
Can someone tell me who the 231K sick Nebraskans are who voted to allow men in women's locker rooms? Something tells me it's not Billy Bob from Red Cloud.
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Velodus✨@velodus12h
Conservatives says left-leaning people are in a bubble and then they express genuine surprise that middle America didn't regard some dweeby far-right podcaster as the voice of a generation like they did.
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soggy broccoli@soggybrocoli10h
they beating malfoid with hammers
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You'll be leaving but you'll be taking a little bit of Wisconsin with you in the form of a crippling binge drinking habit
K (@timeforwings77) profile pictureK
@timeforwings77Nov 4
Wisconsin is done. I will NOT be staying on this state.
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Lady Emily ☄️@GreatCheshire7h
So despite moving from Texas a year ago I still get text notifications and emails about local politics and mandates and what not. Did anyone else get the email just now about renaming Cowboys into Cowtheys?
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Demon_Fae_Shae 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔆@SimplyShae137h
Every statue head account is just Apostle of Alphens, Destroyer of Woke: "My penis is small. Furthermore, age of consent laws delenda est"
The Alpha Path (@TheAlphaPathh) profile pictureThe Alpha Path
@TheAlphaPathhNov 3
Doggy style in real life: 1. Your dick slips out. A lot.
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Ryan Broderick@broderick9h
The pedophile class and their incel meat shield spent the summer playing with AI dolls and watching sex traffickers looksmaxx on Kick and X's algorithm convinced them the rest of the country was doing the same. The culture war is over. Everyone who knows what “foid” means lost.
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Hedgebrush@hedgebrush8h
It was a real tough workout but I've finally delivered all my boxes of fake ballots for the democrats. You're welcome, America!
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half empty girl@meowingabyssNov 4
This woman voted four times arrest her!!!!!!!!
Riley Gaines (@Riley_Gaines_) profile pictureRiley Gaines
@Riley_Gaines_Nov 3
Making the rounds in New Hampshire. Just got to my fourth polling location. Voters are turning out. 🇺🇸 VOTE!
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