Aprīł👽 retweeted
Me when lights they blink to me transmitting things to me ONE AND ZEROES ergo this symphony anybody listening ONES AND ZEROES count to infinity ONESSSVAND ZEROOOESSSS
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SVU600 promo pics dropped and my phone is blowing tf up and I have to put out a literal fire at work what the hell
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Aprīł👽 retweeted
could be having the worst day of your life and here comes your favorite sports team to make it worse
Nah tell me why at 3:30am this morning I turned my tv on and took pictures of it? I was fast asleep all night wtaf 😭
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Not me getting home from NY and same day getting into political beef about Mamdani and Abdul El-Sayed
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Aprīł👽 retweeted
Nobody warns you about the most dangerous creature in America.
It's not a bear.
It's not a shark.
It's a 150-pound woodland ninja with zero situational awareness and absolutely no fear of your truck.
Picture it.
You're driving home. Coffee in the cupholder. Radio on. Minding your own business like a good, law-abiding citizen.
And out of nowhere…
The deer enters the chat.
Darting in front of trucks like he's got the right of way.
Staring down the yard cam like he pays the mortgage.
Leaping right past the family dog, who just stands there wondering what he did to deserve this.
Folks, I've been doing this a long time, and I've learned one thing about deer:
They have exactly two settings.
Frozen solid.
Or full send.
There is no in between. There is no turn signal. There is no "after you, sir."
If you've ever driven a back road at dusk, both hands on the wheel, eyes scanning the tree line like you're on a combat patrol…
You already know.
You don't relax until you're in the driveway.
And even then, you check the yard.
Watch this whole thing to the end. Every clip is somehow worse than the last.
What's the craziest deer encounter you've ever had?

























