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Mostly soccer, but also law, socialism, dogs, justice and some laughs 🇿🇦

Cape Town, South Africa
Joined August 2011
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Schroedinger’s Emery: a man who is simultaneously both demonstrably not in the Europa League final and somehow also still in it.
We know what we have to do.
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i lost my job chapstick n now my car chapstick is in my work bag n my room chapstick is in my car n everything is just a fucking mess
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We’re pulling up against Newcastle without our striker, without our back up striker, without our back up back up striker and without our back uo back up back up striker. Fantastic
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Arteta finally got to live out his dream and have 4 left backs on the pitch at the same time
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BREAKING: several hundred new papal ballots were just discovered in maricopa country
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Brighton have got scouts everywhere
🚨 White smoke emerges from the Sistine Chapel. A new pope has been elected.
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So the conclave is just a bunch of dudes hanging out until they decide one of them can probably talk to god? That’s podcasts. You’re describing podcasts.
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Timber can go and rest man. What you’ve given me this season? Fucking amazing player
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Arteta has given me some of the most enjoyable moments in recent years. If you think I’m backing out now, you are mad. We come back stronger next season. My gaffer.
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This feeling has been created on social media. In real life, this Arsenal team just reached the semi finals of the CL for the first time in 16 years, even after an injury ridden season with no striker. There is one 30+ year old in our XI. And the coach still hasn’t added the attacking investment. This season has been our floor, not our peak.
Got this sinking feeling that this project may have peaked and we've missed our tiny window to secure the league. Going to need a spectacular summer window to get us over the line AND keep us ahead of those improving below us. #afc
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Six years away from the Champions League Second season in a row in the competition that defines the biggest teams and careers, and reaching semis If you don't see #Arsenal's progression is because you don't want to Seven regulars return, 4/5 new starters and back to be one of the best teams in Europe That's what I see @m8arteta is doing with his team
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"You're Ghanaian too right?"
Arsenal saw the Semenyo throws last weekend and said that’s their playbook now
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Deeply unserious semifinal. Glad we get to watch proper football tomorrow.
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Petition for a third Inter Barcelona tie
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Prior to tonight Trent Alexander-Arnold was the youngest English player to play in a Champions League semifinal at 19 years and 199 days. Myles Lewis-Skelly is 18 years and 215 days. Ethan Nwaneri only turned 18 late last month.
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Bought a croissant and threw it straight in the bin COYG
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Mikel Merino can never be spoken ill of in my presence again. This is the best false 6 / ball winning 9 the world has ever seen
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Saka World Class 🤝🏽 Dec best midfielder on the pitch 👊🏽 Lewis-Skelly ID needs checking 🔞 Congratulations @Arsenal
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The Jurrien timber cycle
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