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Comedian, Founder: @JovariAuto Jetspeed, @GateGuardXYZ AI Doorman, @sunflowerctrs Psychedelic Therapy & Research, @JCorps Volunteering, Designer

Israel
Joined September 2008
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MDMA should by all accounts be FDA approved for PTSD and depression The results from all 3 phases of human clinical trials for MDMA were incredible. Moderate to severe PTSD patients saw significant reduction in symptoms and functional impairment, while the treatment was generally well tolerated War veterans pushed for it. The political aisles switched sides. Suddenly you had liberals trying to ban a drug and conservatives pushing for legalization. The world flipped upside down The story gets much retarded: a domestic terrorist organization manipulating the FDA. One single therapist-client romance fucking up the whole trial. Corporate espionage. If this isn't spiritual warfare given the context of the drug being studied, I don't know what is The truth of the matter is a competitive pharmaceutical company hired a Silicon Valley-funded terrorist organization (Psymposia) to manipulate the FDA Advisory Committee with false information about the MDMA clinical trials. All the sudden MDMA therapy is associated with sexual assault from therapists and a failed treatment Yeah, this is fucked. I encourage you guys to look past the headlines about how the clinical trials were botched. Any mistakes made in these trials pale in comparison to the data redacting and methodological flaws that were overlooked to pass SSRIs MDMA should be legal. Fuck, all drugs should be legal, but that's a story for another day
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The busiest people I know text back the fastest
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Tikkun olam Repairing the world, one child at a time. ❤️
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Insane story from a pro-Hezbollah journalist in Lebanon: Minutes before Hezbollah terrorist Ahmed Termos was eliminated, he received a call from the IDF. The IDF gave him an opportunity to leave his brother-in-law's house, where several family members were gathered, and spare his family. The IDF then eliminated him in his car, alone. According to the reporter, there's been a pattern of this: the IDF calls terrorists and gives them a chance to spare those surrounding them. That's how far the IDF goes to preserve innocent lives.
Hezbollah terrorist organization announced the death of its member Ahmed Hussein Termos "Abu Hussein," eliminated Tuesday in an IAF 🇮🇱 strike in Talloussah, southern Lebanon 🇱🇧 His son, also a Hezbollah fighter, was eliminated by the IDF in February 2024. According to the IDF, Termos was responsible for the connection between Hezbollah and civilians in the Tallouseh area with regard to military and financial matters and operated to seize private assets for terror purposes.
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Federal prosecutors learned of a child trafficking ring, and refused to pursue a full investigation. No this isn't Epstein. It's a different one. We are one nation under pedophile rule.
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The vote count is complete. The Reservists and Economic Party received the support of approximately 152,000 voters, who appear to have come in roughly equal numbers from both political “blocs,” and from socioeconomic clusters reflecting the full political, economic, and identity spectrum of those who rushed to the front lines to defend the country on October 7. In doing so, we became the only party in these elections whose agenda and voters alike transcended the division into political “blocs.” But it is possible that, despite not being represented in the Knesset, the election results will nevertheless allow us to achieve the very thing for which we sought to enter it. The results hold enormous political potential. Precisely because neither side got what it wanted, an opportunity has opened up to form the government Israel needs: a broad, centrist Zionist government that will finally begin confronting the country's fundamental challenges. What do the results tell us? Netanyahu's coalition does not have a majority to return in its current composition. That is over. The change bloc does not have a majority to form a government without relying on parties and members of Knesset who hold explicitly antizionist and Palestinianist positions. And it seems it will take time to fully grasp the significance of the scale of political support for anti-Zionist Arab and ultra-Orthodox parties, especially in a scenario of their full voter mobilization. The possibility of political cooperation between anti-Zionist Arab and ultra-Orthodox parties, and the emergence of an “antizionist bloc” that increasingly places the interests of these two groups above the shared Zionist interest, represents a strategic threat to the future of the State of Israel. For Zionist parties to rely on anti-Zionist parties in order to defeat a Zionist political rival is dangerous behavior. And here lies the paradox: an outcome that makes almost nobody happy individually could turn out to be an excellent result for the State of Israel and Zionism. Precisely because neither side can get everything it wants, the necessity of working together has emerged. The right government for Israel at this moment is a government of Likud, Yashar, Lieberman, and Bennett. A broad, centrist Zionist government, without the ultra-Orthodox and Arab parties, and also without the less centrist Zionist parties. Such a government could, if it chose to, commit to preserving the existing legal situation, under which there are no longer any arrangements granting exemptions from service and the law currently in force is the Defense Service Law. It could ensure that state services and public-sector positions are reserved for those who serve and defend the country. It could guarantee state Zionist education, in Hebrew, for all Israeli children. And it could put an end to the economic mechanisms through which Israel's welfare state has, for decades, encouraged draft evasion and separation from the Zionist enterprise. (And it certainly wouldn't hurt to lower the electoral threshold to encourage Zionist Arab and Zionist ultra-Orthodox political representation.) Such a government could confront the enormous diplomatic and security challenges ahead, finally begin working to dismantle Palestinianism at home and abroad, and return Israel to a Zionist and productive path. There are no serious security or economic differences between the parties of Netanyahu, Eisenkot, Bennett, and Lieberman that justify continued paralysis or another election. They have far more in common than our political discourse allows us to see. If they wanted to, they could form an excellent government. But for that to happen, both sides would have to give something up. Netanyahu cannot insist on preserving every component of his current coalition and expect everyone else simply to join it. The election results neither allow nor justify that. Conversely, the change bloc cannot insist on boycotting Netanyahu at the price of relying on antizionist and Palestinianist forces. The danger now is that, instead of seizing the opportunity, both sides will choose escalation, which could look like this: Netanyahu will entrench himself in a coalition that lacks a majority, while the other side will use its parliamentary majority to pass confrontational legislation and paralyze the government. Each side will respond with further escalation, and Israel will find itself in a prolonged political and institutional crisis, precisely when it needs a functioning government more than ever. This is exactly where we wanted to play a political role. We did not seek to be the kingmaker who determines who becomes prime minister. We sought to be the spearhead for establishing a broad, centrist Zionist government. A political force capable of standing up to either side that refused to compromise, and making it clear that refusal carries a price. This was our message throughout the campaign: What, not who. Israel is a parliamentary, coalition-based democracy. The prime minister, as the English name suggests, is the first among ministers, not a president and not a king. The identity of the prime minister matters, but the composition of the coalition and the policies it advances matter far more. Therefore, the question of who will be prime minister is secondary to the question of what kind of governing coalition we will have. Will it be a government that continues subsidizing draft evasion and separation from the rest of society, or one that restores service, Zionist education, and shared responsibility to the center of Israeli life? Will we continue postponing the confrontation with our fundamental problems, or will we seize the opportunity to halt processes that have been endangering our future for decades? These are the questions that truly matter. And if we fail to confront them now, the future price will be far higher — and the damage may not even be reversible. We ran in these elections to change the direction in which Israel is heading. We had hoped to do so from within the Knesset, and we are disappointed that we will not be able to. But the results have created a genuine opportunity to achieve the very goal for which we embarked on this journey. The responsibility now lies with the leaders who were elected. They can continue to entrench in political blocs that have led Israel into repeated election cycles and governments dominated by the extremes, or they can recognize that the new political reality requires them to do something different. If a broad, centrist Zionist government is formed here, without the ultra-Orthodox and Arab parties, and finally begins confronting the fundamental questions facing the State of Israel, that will be the achievement we sought. And that will be reward enough for us.
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Lots of people understand how dangerous it is to allow this kind of Islam into our Jewish State's government. Similar to my article, but with more use of the word cunt.
ISRAEL’S ISLAMIST PARTIES 🇮🇱
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Still blows my mind someone at Google would of came up with the idea of Google Maps / Google Earth Then suggested that they drive down every road on the planet and take pictures of it And then they actually went and did it
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Replying to @mendy_kotlarsky
That’s avodah zara
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There are serious halachic implications that sadly a lot of Chabad people are not careful or don't care. Most Chabad don't have HaShem in mind when they talk like that (and even if they did, that's an issue on it's own too) I know this for a fact. I learned 10 years in the Chabad Yeshiva System (including Cheider). Going to the Ohel and asking (and if we are being honest with ourselves, actually praying to) the Rebbe Zt"l directly to fulfill one's needs is 100% Avodah Zarah as many Poskim have clearly stated.
I can’t tell you how many times I walked out of meetings with my father where a donor had just given one, five, or ten million dollars. I thought my father would be ecstatic. Instead, as we walked out, he would always look at me and say: “Call the Ohel (the Rebbe’s resting place). Say thank you to the Rebbe. It’s all the Rebbe’s blessings.” To him, it wasn’t about the money. It was about the impact that donation could now have. Being able to help people. To do another program. To help another Shliach. I think that was the key to his success in fundraising. When it’s truly about the mission for you, people feel it.
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Soros paid for 100,000 "Israelis" to return to Israel to Vote against Netanyahu- that is how much the Globalist Antisemitic Billionaire Hates Him.
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BREAKING: Thailand revokes the citizenship of its chief rabbi, Yosef Chaim Kantor.
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Count your blessings. I know a couple of lesbians that tried to get financing for an actual scissor factory and they kept getting thrown out of the bank.
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Big one for psychedelics. The Phase 2b data on BPL-003, a nasal spray version of 5-MeO-DMT, just got published in JAMA. Here's the basic recap: 193 patients with treatment-resistant depression, people who had already failed 2 to 5 antidepressants. One single dose. Both real doses beat the comparison dose, effects kicked in around day 2 and lasted at least 8 weeks. 8mg is going to Phase 3. The part I care about most: most patients were ready to go home in about 2 hours. Psilocybin sessions run 6 to 8. That fits right into the clinics already giving Spravato, and access is where these treatments win or lose. Not perfect. A commentary in JAMA called the effect "incomplete" and response rates trailed ketamine and ECT. And this isn't AtaiBeckley's story anymore. $LLY bought them in September for up to $3.8B. Phase 3 results are planned for early 2029.
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I'm taking an interesting class this quarter called AI in Appellate Practice and Judicial Decision Making, taught by an active judge. I'm getting a lot of really cool insights I haven't gotten before because my previous classes or conversations about AI and the law have been with lawyers, professors, law students, or other legal practitioners. Today, we ran a test where we gave the AI an appellate case record and told it to write the opinion and decide the case. The court's opinion/ruling was unpublished, so our agents couldn't find it or know what the court held. Funny enough, 17/17 of our AI opinions affirmed the trial court's decision—but the real court reversed. Pretty nuts. This is the first time I've had a lens into the judicial system and how AI affects it—super cool. Will update with observations and thoughts as the quarter progresses.
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the moat is a founder with childhood trauma and a constant, debilitating fear of not achieving their potential.
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JUST IN: Anthropic acquires a one-person biotech startup that used Claude to coordinate 11 laboratories and develop experimental treatments for rare childhood diseases.
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There was one moment in this whole crazy day when I had to hold back my tears. Five of his buddies were killed next to him in Gaza. After he got out of the army, he flew to the Far East and didn't know what to do with himself until he started listening to my podcasts. And now today, after a 40-hour journey, he has returned to Israel just so he could vote – for Zehut. We’ll give everything we’ve got so that Israel's soldiers won't be sent again to fight more phony rounds – instead of winning.
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🚨 [BREAKING] Billion Dollar Toad Venom The Phase 2b results for Intranasal 5-MeO-DMT for depression were JUST published in @JAMA Mebufotenin produced rapid, durable symptom reduction, with patients ready to go home in under 2 hours. For context: $LLY bought Atai for 3 BILLION dollars this summer on this readout. The era of the "short trip" psychedelic is here. 🧵
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