Feminist Barbie. @byeatwitht . Writing my first book.

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Telling everyone I’m writing a psychological thriller loosely based off something that happened to me has become my new favorite icebreaker
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The plans Dance Eko and WTS have for us this December, I need everyone to stock up on electrolytes okay?
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Makeup on Dark Skin 😍>>>>>
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They'll come for you, but you're not wrong The intelligence gap was really too much. You, the olodo, who couldn't explain a concept he claims to know, and her who was willing and open to learning something new
the intelligence gap between us was too much 💔
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Only me my body tea, my body na fire, my body na meatpie, my body still come be like sweet jug of water. Omo nothing for you guys o
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I can’t fuck everybody please. Sometimes I just want a new friendship.
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Can I throw someone in there for science?
Have you ever wondered if three coconuts can be blended whole?
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Depoprovera made me add over 25+ kg. Between heartbreak, the great lock in, and a secret third thing, we’re good now but NEVER doing ts again. I’ll rather get a tubal ligation
I did Jadelle implant 3 months after birth, I was weighing 76kg. First came the hunger, then heat, then the weight. I moved from 76kg- 90kg in five months. When I first noticed the weight, I started green tea and went on a diet, added exercise to it. The only problem was that I was adding about 1kg weekly, it was scary. Immediately I clocked 90kg, I removed it. I have been battling the weight and till date, I have not been able to go below 80kg.
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Checked my weight after my second shot and I was a 102kg. I almost kmsed fr fr
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I’m really sexual when I like someone that way so if i’m not sexual with you, you can correctly infer that I don’t like you like that. 😂😂
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This is not even a tribal thing; it is a Nigerian culture that hates widows and their children. Wigwe died 🫱🏾‍🫲🏿 his family disgraced themselves. Ekubo died 🫱🏾‍🫲🏿 his family disgraced themselves. Mohbad died 🫱🏾‍🫲🏿 his family disgraced themselves. Men’s families are entitled. They care more about converting their late brother’s properties and frustrating his wife and kids than actually mourning the person they lost.
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I’m thinking of an M word.
One very scary thing I have noticed about men is that some of them don’t even think about what is wrong or right, they just automatically pick the side that is against the woman. Like no logic nothing but they just cannot be found taking the side of a woman. It is scary.
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Just played Ogba at Moonshot and all my people located me one time lmaooooo
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Light nigga, dark nigga, faux nigga, real nigga. Rich nigga, poor nigga, house nigga, field nigga. Still nigga, Still nigga.
I just came across a communiqué in which the APC Youth Leaders from the 36 states and the FCT reportedly passed a vote of no confidence on Dayo Israel Tobechukwu.
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You can see the exact moment he got the idea😭😭😭😭
At the 1995 MTV Awards, Cameron Diaz was forcibly kissed by Chris Isaak and Jim Carrey gave him a taste of his own medicine
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So many dull people in the web3 space. The intellectual threshold for entry must be low or something wow
There’s nothing wrong with coming out every morning to see your husband’s grave sha. It should be comforting actually.
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He has been interacting with Nigerians for 4 straight years. I am sorry to tell you, this should not be a close election. Put the whole of his campaign, personality and vision together and you cannot confidently say that he is not the best option on the ballot. Assign weights to categories and let’s do it
His Excellency, Mr Peter Obi, interacting with traders at Kpata Market, situated on the banks of the River Niger in Lokoja, Kogi State.
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Genuinely what the fuck could this sentence possibly mean
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You’ll never guess who😭😭
Replying to @cesarali_
No he sent a video playing with himself 😭
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Oh this is fucking crazy
Replying to @cesarali_
No he sent a video playing with himself 😭
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Yes, Erigga. Anybody wey no wan vote for Peter Obi na mumu.
So who no wan vote for your candidate na mumu ??
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