TAMU ‘67, Ball knower, beer drinker, PATRIOT, Huge Nico Harrison hater, 3X Divorced 🏆,Aggie sports, NASCAR, and driving big rigs
Texas, USA
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To whom it may concern:
I have seen a staggering uptick in people laughing about people watching college football games on their phones while attending weddings. Acting like it is something to laugh about. In reality, it is the greatest crisis facing our nation today.
Scheduling a wedding in the fall is far and away the most selfish, and unpatriotic thing a person could do. Even if my team is on the road I am NOT coming to your wedding with passive aggressive bartenders, and cold, pre plated chicken and broccoli. Pizza, beer, and college football will forever be more important than what you think is your special day.
I am calling on all college football fans, patriots, and the disabled to all rise against the idea of fall weddings. RSVP no until the invites stop coming.
Thank you for your attention to this matter
#CancelFallWeddings
#BoycottFallWeddings
- Arthur Gary Simpson CDL
Texas A&M head coach Mike Elko: "Another disappointing finish. For a large part of that game, I thought we played the way we wanted to."
"Really bad in the red zone. Really bad composure in the second half in the red zone. We can't get down there as much as we did and not come away with points."
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Here’s the official review of Columbia South Carolina:
Stadium is horrific. The lines for beer, water, food, bathrooms is outrageous.
Fans are quite friendly, atmosphere really picks up in the 4th but beyond that, mid.
City is okay, tailgate scene is very weak. Stadium is super far away from town.
Miles behind College Station, but a good win for them.
Cheers,
Gary
They’re only playing Texas country in this city. We are their big daddy. Don’t get it twisted.
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January 6th rally at the liberty mutual headquarters. #RapeLibertyBiberty
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Let’s recap the week.
Moved to uptown Dallas, I’m a full on douchebag now.
Got a massive raise at work for no reason
Flying to South Carolina to watch A&M lose, and I’m 2 airport beers down
Passing the good vibes on.
Cheers,
Gary.
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Greg Abbotts last 2 tweets before last nights election ended in “hook ‘em”
Political suicide.
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