@ArthurTooHot

barely

Joined February 2008
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hey
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Why’d you hack my account I don’t even have many followers
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All my nudyz unlock if you say "hello" in replies
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Tap here to unlock! 👀😈👇 hoo.be/onlyarthur
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Bro we’ll just grab 2 beers after work. That’s it. Quick 2 beers for happy hour. I promise you’ll be home for dinner with your gf. 2 beers. Maybe 3 beers. An hour. 2 tops. Could be 4 beers. But no more than that.
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What winning All Irelands are all about💪🏻 hon the Kingdom💚💛
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met a guy called Kermit at a party last night and whenever he'd introduce himself people would go “sorry can you repeat that?” and he'd go “Kermit, like the frog”
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Your ma reefs jerseys out of kids hands at the 2 Johnnies gig in Applegreen
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met a bee keeper yesterday who told me that sometimes his bees leave and he has to find them and gently brush them into a bucket and return them to the hive. once the bees moved into one of his walls and he had to pay a guy $1500 to cut open the wall and get them out. “wait what kinda guy?” i asked him, “a bee guy or a wall guy?” “you’re not gonna believe this” he said laughing “it was a bee wall guy”
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Should be far more widely known that the New York Times CEO Meredith Kopit Levien was a member of Zionist youth group B’nai B’rith, sits today on its advisory council, and since she became CEO the NYT has invested millions in an Israeli start-up founded by a former IDF commando
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when I was like 10 my dad used to drive me to different chess competitions in nearby towns and it would be all middle aged and old men except me. And I would lose every single game
Chess.com
@chesscom22 Jul 2025
share a piece of chess lore about yourself
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Met a lady outside RTÉ trying to get in to do her shopping in the Lidl on the Fair City set this evening. It’s listed on Google Maps. I gave her directions to Tesco.
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When i put on thin lizzy i feel like i can do anything
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It’s this restaurant I go to & I only ever order spring rolls from there so everytime I call, all I have to say is “hi” and she be like “yea ok 10 minutes bye”
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Wife picked our daughter's name when she was born - Saila. I've held it in for 16 years until the first time she came home drunk this weekend and I got to sing what shall we do with a drunken sailor at her. Then she threw up on my wife's slippers. It was worth the wait.
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A cross-community sports summer camp in County Down is cancelled after an Orange lodge and others objected to the involvement of a "small group of children from a GAA club".bbc.in/4lGH3Qo

Comber: Plan to rearrange cricket camp after opposition to GAA involvement

An Orange Order lodge raises concerns about the "perceived move of the GAA into the local community".

bbc.co.uk
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Because people don’t have homes to put big furniture into or enough kids to donate multiple sets of china to, is my bet
Will Manidis
@WillManidis15 Jul 2025
with the exception of museum quality/rareness, antique prices have fallen off a cliff over the past 10 years. you can decorate your home like a 18th century royal with pieces unthinkable 99% of humans across history, but instead you live amongst minimalist ikea slop
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All the big boys All the Berties All the envelopes, yeah they hurt me I was 12 when the das started killing themselves all around me And it was normal Building houses That stay empty even now, yeah And no one says it out loud but I know it can be better if we hound it
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Wonder the reason the British police will investigate this one...
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