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insufferable bastard with a deadpan voice

Dumbfuckistan
Joined November 2014
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Purebred Yorkie $500 or B.O
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A. Gruff retweeted
Once broken, the connection is never the same.
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When you start writing a tweet and then your brain goes “nobody cares”.
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The Specials Gangsters.
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On the precipice of oblivion.
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cruising for pussy on Christian Mingle
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Character matters above all else So fucking show some
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I like my mass with a silent “m.”
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Life is garbage, and so are you!
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Turned 50 and my dick started glowing.
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I’m telling my grandkids Nonoxynol-9 saved an entire generation.
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A little dish soap in the coffee builds character.
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Saturday Butt Feast at my place. Please arrive hungry and emotionally prepared.
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Just finished a dissertation on myself. Peer review was overwhelmingly positive.
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Hope Destiny’s Child is doing okay.
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Damn maybe we are pussy
Protests in France have turned completely violent over the cost of living 🤯
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I fucking despise how everything is AI now
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Kinda jealous of your blanket and how it gets to be on top of you.
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your pants must be off if you want to fulfill the prophecy.
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Blood is thicker than water, but jizz is thicker than blood, kiddies
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Bring out the guillotines, I’m horny
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