Asiaπ retweeted
imagine trying to find your car in the parking lot amongst all of the other identical black cubes
Asiaπ retweeted
My apartment really just tried to charge me $955 for moving out 20 minutes late.. I walked straight to their corporate office, and pulled the “my lawyer will be in touch with y’all soon card” and 3 minutes later the charge was dropped... I ain’t even got a lawyer 🤣🤣🤣
Asiaπ retweeted
I think a lotta people out there just need more fiber in their diet,
cuz after a good poo (which is 90% of my poops) I be feelin amazinggg like I can fly and take over the world.
A lotta you are walking around like you had less than satisfactory poos.
