@Asleep2000

https://xitter.cf/t.co/J5FrYKtSa4 ugh.

 Philadelphia Pinball Champ '76
Joined January 2019
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remember when i accidentally tweeted a cultural touchstone and now i get maybe 40 views and zero interaction on anything i write lolzzz
apathetic@Asleep20009 Apr 2020
i dated a guy in the 90s who would go to thrift stores and take the forgotten tapes out of the answering machines. we would go smoke cigarettes and listen to them. that was living, that was living!
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Girth Vader II
@lovvewolfOct 24
Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
Bella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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in the end, aren't we all just looking for our own personal hype man?
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Harry.
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i am getting tired of being older and cooler than all of you. it's a heavy burden to bear.
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what does one expect from a mother who went back to work TWO WEEKS after giving birth? you think she has an ounce of nurturing / maternal instinct/ understanding for her own children? nope. this is super on brand for her.
Keith Edwards
@keithedwards18h
this is so bleak
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Regina Relang • Rome, 1952
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been into this band lately youtube.com/watch?v=D10etNKb…

The Courtneys // Tour

off II (Flying Nun Records, 2017)

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warby parker store was playing the ocean blue.
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JAMES SPADER LETHAL FACE CARD 😍😩
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me, at any social function
ִֶָ@docenevoaOct 24
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Latvian washing machine advertisement, 1980s.
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James Vincent@jjvincentOct 24
went to visit a friend who’s a ceramicist and works in a studio with no phone signal in a tiny yorkshire village. he doesn’t listen to podcasts or music, only occasionally uses the radio, and when I asked him what he thinks about all day he just said “well, pots mostly”
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We went down to the bar where I consumed three cokes. 10/23/50
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when asked if i have a living will: yes, if in a coma for more than 6 days, plz shave my legs on the regular and maintain this arch *runs finger along brow
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youtube.com/watch?v=Ig2sHFu-…

The Courtneys // Country Song

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you do not want to read this, please trust me
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Move bombing.
King Abert
@Abert_SquirrelOct 21
What is the oldest political news story you can remember? For me it's Joe Biden being selected as Obama's VP.
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anyway when i re-watched ghost world after not seeing it for decades-- it was def creeper that Buscemi slept with Thora, ew? and why did he have a roommate, he had a 'real' job? thanks for coming to my movie review.
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i wish i could put out a robocall. It would simply say: Vote, motherfucker.
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