@Astrochologist

🇱🇨

 everywhere and nowhere
Joined June 2009
  • Tweets197K
  • Following547
  • Followers7K
7.3KMedia
Pre 2019 cars >
GINA SNOW@snowjayeeOct 23
Mercedes wanna charge me $15 a month to keep unlocking my car from my phone. Baby bye😂😂
2
142
Astro♐️ retweeted
Typical African
@Joe__BasseyOct 24
The same Burkina Faso they said was too poor to survive just approved an $8.2 billion budget without the IMF. Four years ago, Burkina Faso was broke. Today, its budget is the largest in its history.
102
3,633
89
16,497
145,923
Astro♐️ retweeted
Girth Vader II
@lovvewolfOct 24
Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
Bella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
1,068
61,529
968
425,064
4,976,528
Astro♐️ retweeted
AoverK
@AoverK18h
This is why you setup a family trust and a separate marital trust for your wife. This way if you die, your wife has her assets and the children have their assets. You dont have to worry about your wife remarrying. And if your wife dies, her trust assets go to your children.
Lucky Stabbin Hat 🧢
@LuckyStabbinHatOct 23
I've been telling people that this is another tragedy of divorce. You aren't owed anything, but giving away the family fortune to another family is pure evil.
4
8
1
91
28,413
Boosie has 1 good song. "Back in the day "
My Mixtapez
@mymixtapezOct 23
Boosie should be ranked higher than 2Pac on the all-time greatest street rappers list, according to Mo3’s manager Rainwater! 👀
2
177
This is up there with the gamestop guy
Jack
@jackunheardOct 23
Byron Donalds: “Sir as a member of Congress” Trans Person: “I’M NOT A SIR I’M A MA’AM!” Byron Donalds: “Sir, we’re going to make sure…” Trans Person: “SIR AGAIN?!” Might go down as the greatest video of all time.
148
It's always them that gets it but they never put 2 and 2 together. Never got the flu in my entire life
Prello
@DPrelloOct 22
My favorite part of flu season is when the same people who got the flu shot get the flu and say well imagine how bad it would have been without it.
1
1
327
Youre probably right
‏ً
@omgsidewalksOct 23
This might sound crazy. But one of the skills you NEED to learn is how to deal with a more and more illiterate society full of emotionally dysregulated people. If you keep getting frustrated every day over how "ďumb" everything/everyone seems, the stress of it is going to wreck your mind.
1
183
So the reason they want you to use a digital ID card on your Apple or Google Wallet is because showing it unlocks your phone and then the cops can seize your unlocked phone and search it legally without having to get past your password or pin code.
Richard Southern
@RichardCityNewsOct 23
NEW - Your drivers license and health card are coming to your phone. The Ford government says it will begin offering digital IDs, but says it will be optional, The government will table legislation to permanently guarantee Ontario’s have access to physical ones if they want.
40
628
8
2,667
62,266
Astro♐️ retweeted
Sabby Sabs
@SabbySabs2Oct 24
He didn’t make a mistake. He covered up the death of a black teenager who was murdered by Chicago PD. It was intentional. Both men in this video are Zionists by the way 🤷🏽‍♀️.
CENTRIFUGE@ClippingModsOct 22
Rahm Emanuel addresses his role in covering up the 2014 Laquan McDonald shooting. Emanuel: "Look, all of us make a mistake."
36
584
3
2,374
20,428
For real though can we get rid of Bridges this season?
1
1
652
Verzuz in 2026
VERZUZ TV
@verzuzonlineOct 23
112 vz who??
1
115
And now, just to fulfill their parlays and win them money
conny@BlvckJxsusOct 23
because they view those athletes just as laborers & pawns for entertainment, not actual human beings. hence the “shut up & dribble” stuff. Black athletes only exist to entertain them & nothing more.
1
4
229
That throw couldn't have been any more accurate
94
It's already happening
Eric dunn
@Ericdun19416783Oct 22
By getting rid of paper files and replacing them with digital ones, they can erase history One day you'll get, 'page not found' The next day they'll deny it ever happened
1
5
207
DO BETTER@iSAIDiamRahOct 23
Dinner...
1
1
130
Astro♐️ retweeted
AoverK
@AoverKOct 24
I see a lot of schools increasing prices despite dropping attendance. At schools where attendance is growing they’re definitely gonna be raising prices. This will continue as long as the government continues to subsidize student loans
TheUrbanCEO
@TyronMcDanielOct 23
Replying to @AoverK
Tuition prices ain’t helping either
3
1
16
1,356
Chandler Simpson reminds me of Otis Nixon back in the day
1
143
Astro♐️ retweeted
Sean O'Neill@SeanOhhhhOct 23
Hate does a human being no good, doesn't matter how much money you have
70
86
9
347
5,917
Astro♐️ retweeted
Achmat Akkad@BlackIntifadaOct 23
NYPD knocks a woman unconscious. Under Mamdani, NYPD’s aggression and violence continues to escalate because they know Tisch will not punish them.
15
110
15
285
13,073
Load more