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Austin, TX
Joined April 2009
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Alright @jmorf4 here we go. I’m not feeling good about this game but here goes nothing…
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Lebron James is the Frank Lampard of basketball :)
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My dad is going to win the champions league. One day at a time.
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The only time I enjoy Chelsea loosing is when it is at the hands of my father.
Look at what it means to Frank Lampard! 💪 A HUGE win for Everton in their fight against relegation 🔵
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A better angle 🫤🤕
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My dad finds a new job tomorrow
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Seeing an unsolicited plumbers crack from a random person always makes my day better
Mark my words: CALL ME IF YOU GET LOST wins AOTY
Glad I didn’t pay 50 bucks to watch two dudes hug for 8 rounds
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Chelsea are the best team in the world.!!!! Frank Lampard is a part of the reason they made it all the way. Couldn’t be happier 😊
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I gotta stop eating puppy chow mid-day then going out in public. I look like a damn crack addict with all this unknown powder on my face
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Time to shoot my shot.
Breaking: Olivia Wilde & Jason Sudeikis have reportedly split after nearly 10 years together. 💔eonli.ne/36zrkNV
I should play FIFA more often
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Just spent $200 on a blender. What are the odds that I regret this?
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I’m going to give 100 random people who retweet this $100. Normally I’d give one person $10,000 but I want to give you guys better odds of winning :) You must be following me so I can dm you the code if you win! Will show proof!
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He looks good for being 210 years old
210 years ago today, Abraham Lincoln was born in Hodgenville, Ky. | Photo Alex Hessler
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Like I have anticipated- my following has more than doubled to eleven people. The power of visualization....
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update; everything is great! she said she doesn’t even think about him.
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My ideal date would be watching 2007s Wild Hogs, with Tim Allen.
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Fuck. I really wanna play Guitar Hero right now.
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