Sarcasm connoisseur. Award winning Artist.

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined October 2019
This is for my father who didn't get to see the end of the journey he started us on. Amaefule Uchechukwugeme Austen BSc.(Hons) Pharmacology, First class honors. University of Lagos. #UNILAG2025Convocation
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I really dislike when people can’t dissociate bad results from bad processes. I don’t know if Carrick is a good coach, but I am sure if you ask half the people here why Carrick is a bad coach, above 70% won’t be able to give good reasons why.
we asked our player who do they think is the worst coach currently. wait for that one barca fan 🤣🤣
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When Cunha scored against Arsenal and did that dance, I prayed for his downfall ever since
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If you are still in university, my advice is to waste some time intelligently. I mean it. Take a course that has nothing to do with your degree. Join a student organisation. Try journalism and see if its something you’d like to do. Learn to code and discover you hate it. Volunteer somewhere. Start a small business that fails. Help organise an event. Contest an election if that is your thing. Go and sit in a lecture in another department. Make friends with people studying things you know nothing about. University is one of the few periods in life when you can try many things badly without the consequences being too expensive. Once rent, family, career and other responsibilities arrive, experimentation becomes more costly. So experiment now. But please don’t spend four years only experimenting either. At some point, start paying attention to the clues. What do people repeatedly come to you for? What do you seem to understand faster than others? What kind of work can hold your attention for hours? What have you done that made you think, I could actually become very good at this? Follow those clues and start building some depth. And before you graduate, have something outside your transcript that you can point to. Not 27 certificates from webinars. Something you actually did. Maybe you wrote five really good articles. Built a small app. Ran a business. Analysed a dataset. Led a student organisation well. Produced a podcast. Worked on a research project. Managed a campaign. Built a community. Interned somewhere and left evidence that you were useful. Anything. Just don’t arrive at graduation with a CV whose entire argument is: “I went to university.” And while doing all of this, learn to respect process. Don’t be in too much of a hurry to skip the boring parts. Sometimes you need to write the first bad draft, sit through the long meeting, do the internship, prepare the spreadsheet, organise the logistics, get corrected and do the work again. There is a lot you only learn by actually doing the work. You discover how things work, how people make decisions, where you are weak, what you are unusually good at, and why some things that look easy from the outside are actually difficult. I think we sometimes want the outcome without spending enough time in the process that produces it. But that process is often where the real learning happens. It is in doing the work that we mine gold. Also, meet people. Not the forced “networking” where everyone is trying to collect important people’s phone numbers. Build actual friendships. Your classmates will scatter into different industries, countries and institutions. Ten years from now, the person sitting beside you in an economics class may know something or someone you need, and vice versa. Read too. Please read. You have access to a university library and more intellectual freedom than you may have again for a while. Don’t spend all of it on TikTok and lecture notes. And don’t panic because somebody in 300 level already has a startup, 14 certificates and “Founder & CEO” in their bio. You are allowed not to have your life figured out at 21. The goal is not to graduate with a perfectly designed career. It is to leave university more curious, more capable, with some evidence of what you can do and a slightly better idea of where your abilities might take you. And please enjoy university too. Life will become serious soon enough. #YouWillNotFail
What advice would you give to someone who is still in university?
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I’ve tailored my resume so many times I no longer know who I am.
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I was very lonely so I bought some shares it’s nice to have a bit of company
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What a player!
Big Gabi. Big moments. 200 PL appearances for Gabriel 👑
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The funniest thing about this Dayo Israel thing is that, one day he'll run for office, and he'll probably win. Nigerians and short memories.
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An average MRI machine cost $250,000 (375,000,000). Dayo Israel shared 7 brand new 2026 Prado SUVs at the cost of 165 million per unit which cost 1.1 billion ($825,000). Dayo Israel is the Chairman, federal medical center in Abeokuta, which is a specialist hospital with ZERO MRI machine. None at all. The 7 SUVs can purchase 3 MRI machines. Please vote out these wasteful losers in 2027!!
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Eniola abi wetin be this heat name
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Inshallah so will i.
36’ - Heaven booked.
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In 2026
This controversial topic came up in church today.. You’re in a gathering with your father, your pastor, your husband, and your boss. Who do you serve first?
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A moving man will meet his W.
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Do bad thing like 5 times, e don turn habit. Do good thing like 10 times, you never even start. 😭
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If you put mouth in women convo you go just look like mumu They're saying this makeup looks bad but it's better than 90% of makeups I've seen
A Unilag student did this for my birthday last year, I paid 10k. This picture is unedited, and I loved how the makeup matched my skin tone perfectly. Charging crazy prices doesn't prove your skill.
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If more of you did your makeup like this, you wouldn't look so scary on your birthdays.
A Unilag student did this for my birthday last year, I paid 10k. This picture is unedited, and I loved how the makeup matched my skin tone perfectly. Charging crazy prices doesn't prove your skill.
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"They weren't singing for Bruno Fernandes to come on today" Gary Neville says the Manchester United fans are backing Michael Carrick 🔴
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I stand with Michael Carrick. #Carrickin
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Lmao, una no go kill me 😭
House Officers, the lowest cadre amongst Doctors don’t earn 250k 250k is salary for your most senior pharmacists btw
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