Three day delirium, gettin weirder than Austin
Tampa, FL
Joined July 2016
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Went to a Republican district and spun the “polling station this way” sign to point at a wall I painted to look like a tunnel
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We got @SteveKornacki walking down the hallway likes he’s about run out the tunnel to play Alabama
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The Rays might need all nine of DJ Kitty's lives to claw back into the World Series 🐱🎧
DJ Kitty has been a Tampa Bay fan favorite for over 15 years, but her rise to stardom began with a rescued cat, a Walmart turntable and an 80-second video.
The story behind the Rays' unlikely icon:
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If you like Pokémon, perhaps I can introduce you to another turn-based RPG with switching out, deep stat analysis, field conditions, and a whole host of oddly named and shaped little guys to choose as your comfort character. That's right, it's Baseball.
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Ryan Vilade has grinded through 847 MiLB games across 8 seasons. The baseball gods just rewarded him with a unicorn home run in his first ever MLB playoff game!
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Utah plays two quarterbacks at once. One throws right-handed. The other is left-handed. Both can run.
And defenses don't have an answer.
"I think we're just kind of scratching the surface," says OC Kevin McGiven.
Inside #CFB's most creative offense:
cbssports.com/college-footba…
