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POINTS TONIGHT:
GAVIN MCKENNA - 1
JURAJ SLAFKOVSKY AND NICK SUZUKI COMBINED - 0
MCKENNA LEADS ALL ROOKIES IN SCORING, WITH MORE GOALS AND POINTS IN 18 GAMES THAN JURAJ SLAFBUSTSKY HAD IN HIS ROOKIE SEASON.
I KEEP HEARING THAT JACOB FOWLER IS AN ELITE GOALIE AND SERGEI BOBROVSKY SUPPOSEDLY SUCKS.
VEZINAS:
BOBROVSKY - 2
FOWLER - 0
STANLEY CUPS:
BOBROVSKY - 2
FOWLER - 0
4-GOAL LEADS SURRENDERED WITH 2:40 TO PLAY, LEADING TO A LOSS:
FOWLER - 1
BOBROVSKY - 0
NO COMPARISON.
JACK ROSLOVIC HAS MORE POINTS THIS SEASON THAN MACKLIN CELEBRINI AND CONNOR BEDARD.
SO MUCH FOR THAT NEXT GENERATION OF SUPERSTARS. THE FUTURE IS JACK ROSLOVIC.
THE LEAFS HAVE MORE REGULATION WINS THIS SEASON THAN THE HABS.
YOU CAN'T WIN A CUP PLAYING 3V3 OT LIKE THE HOPELESS HABS RELY ON. THAT CORE IS FUNDAMENTALLY FLAWED.
JAKUB BACKUP DOBES HAD ANOTHER .800 OUTING, DROPPING HIS SEASON SV% TO .847 AND GAA TO 4.04.
SIGNING THAT SWISS CHEESE TO A $16M CONTRACT EXTENSION WILL GO DOWN AS A TOP-5, ALL-TIME WORST SIGNING IN THE NHL.
THE EDMIDTON OILERS LOST TO A THIRD STRING GOALIE WITH 4 NHL GAMES PLAYED SINCE THE 2023-24 SEASON.
THE DUCKS SONNED THEM AGAIN, JUST LIKE THEY DID IN THE PLAYOFFS, BUT REALLY, THE COILERS' WEAK CORE HAS BEEN EXPOSED EVER SINCE THE LEAFS DESTROYED THEM EARLIER THIS SEASON.
JACK ROSLOVIC WOULD BE LEADING THE HABS IN POINTS THIS SEASON.
THE SKILL GAP BETWEEN THE HOPELESS HABS AND THE SUPERIOR LEAFS IS TREMENDOUS.
AUSTON MATTHEWS IS CURRENTLY ON PACE FOR 54 GOALS AND 128 POINTS THIS SEASON.
TO PUT THAT IN PERSPECTIVE, JACOB FOWLER BLEW A 4-GOAL LEAD LAST NIGHT WITH 2:40 LEFT IN REGULATION, AND THE HABS LOST TO THE WINNIPEG JETS IN OT.
AMBER ALERT FOR @the_habitant. LAST SEASON GARGLING JACOB FOWLER'S JOCK STRAP SWEAT, PRIOR TO HIS EPIC, 5-GOAL COLLAPSE AGAINST THE PREVIOUSLY 1-7-2 JETS.
WHEN FOUND, BE SURE TO POINT AND LAUGH AT THE HABITARD FOR HIS TEAM'S HILARIOUS CHOKE JOB.
IMAGES THAT PRECEDE HILARIOUS EVENTS.
IT WAS 4-0, HABS FANS. WHAT HAPPENED?!
JACOB FOUL SMELLER WITH A CHOKE FOR THE AGES, PROVING HE IS IN OVER HIS HEAD. THE HOPELESS HABS SHOWED WHY THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY NOT CONTENDERS, LOSING TO A JETS TEAM THAT WAS 1-7-2 IN ITS LAST 10. 😭
AUSTON MATTHEWS HAS MORE POINTS THAN NIKITA KUCHEROV THIS SEASON.
KUCHEROV DESPERATELY NEEDS TORONTO AND MATTHEWS TO SAVE HIM FROM TAMPA BAY PURGATORY.
THIS IS THE GUY THAT WINNIPEG JETS FANS TOLD US WAS BETTER THAN GAVIN MCKENNA?
IT'S "LAINE > MATTHEWS" 2.0.
NO WONDER THAT POVERTY FRANCHISE IS ABOUT TO RELOCATE FOR A SECOND TIME.
MARCHENKO-MATTHEWS-KUCHEROV IS GOING TO BE THE MOST UNSTOPPABLE LINE IN HOCKEY.
THE LEAFS REALLY DO RUN THE LEAGUE.
