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A Taste of Stew Erotic Stories Collection
A collection of short erotic stories including all 3 of the pandemic stories; previously released separately. 7 stories in all!
You'll find a wide variety of fun well written stories to enjoy high spice content
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i) boys interest in reading peaked at 52% in 2016
ii) now only 28% of boys are into it, drop of nearly half
iii) girls also peaked in 2016! 65%! girls do like books more
iv) girls now down to 42%, drop of a third
v) thus: ALL kids were abandoned by publishers, boys just more affected
vi) I say "different people like different things, that's okay, don't be mad about it" a lot...
vii) ...but when people post "boys don't read", their mental model is simply wrong: girls' interest in books is now lower than boys' interest in books was every year from 2005-2022
viii) this is not because "girls don't read" -- it's because the books made & marketed for girls are displaced by books for adult women that happen to feature teenage characters
ix) boys & girls have different interests, however their interests have more overlap than the interests of kids & adults
x) while it's true that if you want books aimed at boys you need to go back in time, this is also true for girls!
xi) The Last Unicorn is a femme-coded hero's journey that both genders can read and enjoy. "Trust Fall" is not.
xii) Howl's Moving Castle is a femme-coded fantasy hero's journey that both genders can read and enjoy. "A Court of Thorns and Roses" is not.
xiii) for a YA book to be publishable now, it needs to be able to sit alongside romance books targeted at adult women on bookshelves and have crossover appeal to an audience that would read those sort of things
xiv) Brandon Sanderson has some books that can do this. The sample size is not zero. What IS zero is the subset of newly published books that have zero appeal to adult women looking to read teen romance.
xiii) Darren Shan sold 30+ million copies of male-coded horror-fantasy mid-grade YA.
xiv) Darren Shan's new series? Rejected. "I assumed the series would be picked up by one of the traditional publishers...the publishers that I took it to all passed."
xv) This makes complete and total sense. His brand name carries zero crossover appeal for the audience who now browse YA shelves.
xvi) The facts of the universe, tragic as they may be, are:
- the population pyramid of reading kids is declining
- boys and girls have different interests
- girls have more interest in reading than boys
- the overlap between boys' & girls' interests is higher than the overlap between girls' and adult women's interests
- both boys & girls have seen large drops in reading interest since 2016, boys more so
- more than half of boys COULD be interested in reading
- the pool of romance readers is large
- adult women do not want to be seen in public reading traditional romance section books, or to think of themselves as the kind of person who does that
- if you want to make money, you need to sell books to this category
- the best way to do that is "crossover" works that sit in more respectable shelf sections
- putting "crossover" works on a shelf changes how that bookshelf is perceived
- putting "crossover" works on every shelf in a store maximizes the chance of selling product to the cash cow customer segment
- putting "crossover" works on every shelf also maximally dilutes the (real or perceived) social penalty of reading romance
- maximally diluting the social penalty of reading romance ALSO maximally associates all books with romance
- associating all of reading with romance is a theoretically economically smart move to address the very first bullet in this section on the changing demographic pyramid
- the publishing industry is heavily centralized
- sales channels are turbo centralized
- group think and social conformism around our current culture war therefore go unchecked and exacerbate ALL the above dynamics
Somewhere at the end of that long chain of facts we get people posting insane things online in one direction or another, foaming at the mouth to call boys who like male-coded books "future incels" or women who like romance books "porn brained" -- and no matter how much people scream at the other gender online, nobody is going to publish a new book my young son will actually go find and read anytime this decade.
Replying to @ConradBastable
oh hey look, we cratered boys' enjoyment of reading by nearly half in 20 years.
it turns out marketing and branding work.
for every "we don't read romance-coded books" girl, there's a "i don't read girl-coded books" boy.
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Women on Threads asked men if having a boner feels like needing to poop, but from the front. The men are answering, leaving the women TRAUMATIZED by their responses. 😭
This is why we have safe words people. Also, check in with your partner throughout it's not all on the one person. Lastly, don't say you put the last piece of candy corn up your 🍯, words have consequences. IJS
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Saw the headline Keisha Lance Bottoms Elected Georgia's ... "Why do I need to know what that woman is doing in her bedroom? Top, Bottom, whatever as long as it's consensual." Then I read the rest...
First Black Woman Governor.
Bottoms is her name. 🫣 Y'all are corrupting me. 😂
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Looking for something a little spooky, or dark, or scary? Check out the stories and poems below. Ghoulishly good!
Search the list below for a Halloween Read this Halloween. There are spooky poems, funny poems, sexy nsfw stories and much more.
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Just so you know ALL my research is legal.
Also my WIP, 3 midgets and a horse in a clown car (working title) has been put on indefinite hold ... for reasons. 😐
In 1978, American mystery writer Jack Drummond was shot dead when he tried to rob a bank. He had sent his daughter an unfinished novel called ‘Bank Robber’ and a plan to rob three banks in a day for research purposes.
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I hear her screams.
Oh so loud.
They haunt my dreams.
As a child
I never knew her;
I was too young.
I never knew her,
Only her bloated tongue.
She died before I reached the age of nine
Of an illness borne.
An illness that said would soon be mine.
Such...
#HalloweenReads
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Read this and other Halloween stories and poems here: theauthorstew.ca/2026/10/22/…
A variety of safe for work to defintiely not safe for work stories and poems all themed for Halloween. Stop by for some Halloween Reads at TheAuthorStew. ca
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Leave it to librarians to get this right. Thankful, and going to change this RIGHT NOW.
This is how I know I'm getting old. I'm thinking 200 people. That's a lot. I don't know if I want to be around that many people. 😂
This is how I know I'm an erotica writer. Hmmm. I should incorporate that into a story. What character would be at a 200 person orgy? 🤣
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Fiction - woman sneaks into rich man's house as a maid and gives him hand job.
Reader's reaction = Anna Kendrick
Real Life -woman sneaks into rich man's house as a maid and gives him hand job.
Reaction = Anna Kendrick
Lesson? Anna Kendrick needs to buy my books. 🤣
Robbie Williams revealed that a RANDOM WOMAN gave him a HANDJOB in his castle bedroom - and he had NO IDEA who she was.
He woke up to a strange woman standing by his bed and assumed she was the cleaner.
She offered him a handjob. He agreed.
Later, he told the woman running the castle:
“Your cleaner's weird.”
“We don't have cleaners on a Wednesday.”
But it gets even crazier.
THREE YEARS LATER, his guitarist heard the story and immediately recognized her.
“That's Maureen from the pub!”
“She said she did that but nobody believed her!”
Anna Kendrick's reaction is PRICELESS. 💀
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