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Longing for a fifth dimension Boyhood nostalgia in corporate mold

Joined March 2026
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Never stopped being me
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Never taught how to be comfortable taking up space
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Pets are difficult You can be as close with them as can be, yet there's forever a communication gap You can't know you truly give them all they need
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Find it a bit underexposed that Gen X also voted for Trump (and Republican in general) so often There's no hard divide between them and boomers in that regard
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Can't play Chess online A loss feels like such a personal failure
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Ever the Icarus
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Women should hand out more quests
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It's on the days it's difficult that you create the habit
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First date idea we perform bloodletting on each other
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Velvet cushion, hidden blade
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No, YOU open up
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When you ruin your own tweet's chances by including a second, less relatable statement
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My hope is that when you die your brain somehow makes those final seconds last eternally long and puts you in a blissful dream world during all lf it
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Savor it before you sever it
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Chess or checkers
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The chair from which the leader of the broccoli heads holds court instead of working out
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Throwback to when I last tried makeup
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Many such cases
my favorite category of women are those who dress slutty & are always dolled up but have an incredibly high iq & are disgustingly educated
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The Beast of Gevaudan is actually really cool, and more people should know about it In general, our knowledge of animal outliers (e.g. who's the largest bear in the forest) is sorely lacking
Each country's most famous monster
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AI art (see Musk's Odyssey) is stuck at the 'Seems easy but you don't see me in the museum' level Cliche, safe and technically competent at best
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