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I bought bun length hotdogs. I didn't think I'd need to get hotdog length buns. What is this shrinkage @PepperidgeFarm

Thank you for that.

Whoever @ @alexadevs thought of the "whisper mode" on Alexa - thank you.

I'm continuously surprised with the level of frustration trying to work with @citrix. As a customer, I'm actively looking for a replacement to Sharefile. Any suggestions based on experience?

Closing the last of the @WellsFargo accounts I have. It's a "business decision."

I hate how excited I am over the pan organizer that I just put in my cabinet.

Mfw @lexfridman told Kanye "I'mma let ya finish. I'mma let ya finish."

I now realize what TikTok is for some of us... It's this generation's Jerry Springer. Or at least it is for @PhillyD.

#SecretLab upgrade

... that time I ordered 30 boxes of cat instead of 3 and I got an $800 Amazon notice as it shipped. Thanks @amazon support for saving me from myself.

"Is there a discount for cash?" If given the opportunity, always ask. I don't feel like I hear this asked by my generation enough.

Subaru owners - my car is past its prime. Would you buy another one? Been satisfied?

Favorite most recent @LinusTech freeze frame.

Had anyone asked @sethmeyers to publicly mock @jonstewart's likelihood of ever being president? I mean it worked once...

I always appreciate when I get texts like this.

I resubbed to @Warcraft when $MSFT bought it. Now it's confirmed @BobbyKotick is remaining on the board - just in time for me to not buy the expansion and cancel sub again.

" thanks for joining me for your quarterly review"

I need a non-tech hobby.