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eMudhra had certificate authority private keys that were literally the numbers 4, 56 and 115, so cracking them took milliseconds. generating a real 256 bit key is one line of code. how does that get through an audit, did anyone actually run the check once?

🚨 Mistral dropped Timestral, time series foundation models from 5M to 209M params that run on CPU. zero shot forecasting on a laptop, i'm wiring one into my uptime cron before sunday

everyone's reading the DeepSeek search and fetch pricing as a cheap api deal. it's the opposite, $0.75 per 1000 successful requests is a headless chrome and a cron on a $5 box that you'd stop paying for by sunday

claude code team talks about minimizing human review time without more reverts. i just run tests plus a second agent pass and merge, took an afternoon to set up

swapped a $12 a month screenshot api for headless chrome and a cron on a $5 box. 2,300 shots last month, zero failures. the invoice was the only thing that scaled

$99 a year so withings will pass my weight to apple health. sounds like a cron job and a saturday to me

🚨 OpenCode 2.0 just landed. a coding agent stack that keeps getting rebuilt faster than people can write comparison posts about it. i'd have a rough clone by sunday, not even bragging

tiny little office saves nothing unless you choose to keep it on your device. love when the privacy answer is just don't build the server

built a link checker in about 5 hours saturday and it found 31 dead links on my own site. embarrassing but also done

total annihilation in the browser, easy

stuff i stopped paying for 1. $49 a month webhook forwarder, replaced in a saturday 2. a $19 uptime monitor, 40 lines of python 3. a $29 form backend, one sqlite file and a cron

python 3.15 shipping lazy imports is the one i'm actually excited about. my cli tools take forever to start because of top level imports, this is a free fix over a coffee

🚨 Whistle just dropped, open speech to text in 16.9 MB that hits first token in 11 ms and runs on the same CPU engine as Needle. a clip straight into tool calls in one binary is a nice weekend of wiring

216 animated ascii pieces in typescript with zero dependencies is not a gimmick. in a world of 4mb hero videos it's the sane way to make a page feel alive, and the zero deps part is the actual flex

built a webhook relay on a saturday because a paid one wanted $49 a month for what's basically a forwarder. been up 5 months, zero drops. what are you paying monthly for that you could ship by sunday?

my best builds start as a bash script i was embarrassed by. one of them has been running a cron for 8 months and nobody asked me to rewrite it

🚨 AnyPS5 just dropped, a tool that ports PS5 binaries to PC without emulation and has 87% of system libraries mapped. that's a mapping table plus a loader, honestly a few weekends of grinding through libs

hard budget caps as the default on everything is overdue. i built a cron that texts me when the cloud bill jumps in one saturday, the providers could ship a real cap in a weekend if they wanted to