If you can’t run a mile in under 10 minutes you shouldn’t be allowed to drive a car over 60mph. Your body and reaction time are not conditioned for speed and you’re a danger to everyone else.
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Learned recently that there are men out there with tinted windows on their car. Lol ewww. What are you afraid of bro?
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Tax court cases are fun. They use insults that I didn’t know exist. It’s extra insulting if you have to look up the meaning of how someone is speaking about you.
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Explaining to another driver why I’m allowed to do what I want on the road: “You see there’s this thing called the dominance hierarchy, you can notice i in lobsters….”
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Yo @RonWyden wtf is this? I thought you hated covid fraud like me? You went after Trump’s fat IRS pick for the ERC scam.
The Paycheck Protection Program was created to save American jobs, not to enrich those who aren’t eligible for taxpayer-funded relief, especially the wife of a U.S. Senator.
Strand Book Store, owned by Nancy Bass Wyden, wife of U.S. Senator Ron Wyden, received $932,350 in second draw PPP funds despite a federal law barring businesses controlled by a member of Congress or their spouse from receiving those loans.
Our Fraud and Asset Recovery Division will expose this abuse, pursue those who exploit taxpayer dollars, and hold them accountable. No one gets a pass when it comes to defrauding the American taxpayer.
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He can win it all back. Just gotta get hot.
A man lost $2 MILLION gambling on FanDuel. The company’s VIP team sent him a personalized Thanksgiving video from his favorite baseball player, Bryce Harper, to keep him betting.
– Terry Thompson, a Pennsylvania bettor, wagered approximately $18.5 MILLION through FanDuel’s VIP program and lost $2 MILLION.
– FanDuel treated him like a high-value customer, arranging Super Bowl trips, champagne and a dedicated VIP host to manage his experience.
– In late 2024, his VIP host arranged something more personal.
– Thompson received a Thanksgiving video from Philadelphia Phillies star Bryce Harper through Cameo.
– Harper addressed Thompson directly and even mentioned his son.
– But this wasn’t just a celebrity greeting. Thompson alleges it was part of FanDuel’s efforts to keep him gambling despite his mounting losses.
– This is how betting platforms elevate losers with VIP programs. The more someone loses, the more valuable they can become to the platform.
– Thompson had sold his finance company and taken out additional mortgages to keep funding his bets.
– By February 2026, he had reached the point of wagering his final $10,000 on a DraftKings parlay.
– Harper has since said he had no idea the video was connected to a struggling gambler or being used to encourage further betting. He says he would never have participated if he had known.
– Thompson sued FanDuel and DraftKings in Philadelphia, accusing both companies of knowingly exploiting his gambling addiction.
– Both companies are fighting the lawsuit, arguing they had no legal obligation to stop him from placing lawful bets and that VIP programs are standard industry practice.
– In August 2026, U.S. lawmakers sent formal letters demanding that FanDuel terminate its VIP program, citing Thompson’s case and raising concerns about how vulnerable gamblers are targeted.
FanDuel allegedly watched a man lose $2 MILLION, then sent him a personalized video from his favorite baseball player. Harper says he had no idea what the video was really being used for.
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You don’t have to do this. This is slop & you can admit it because we’re losers who will watch anyways. You can say that this is a size mismatch and will be a boring decision because no one would expect anything different from Jake Paul.
Jake Paul is 29 years old, 12-2 as a fighter with 7 KOs
Cedric Doumbe is 34 years old, 90-8 as a fighter with 51 KOs.
Other than Joshua, this is the most dangerous opponent of Jake’s career. But wouldn’t expect anything less from Jake Paul.
#PaulDoumbe
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Absolute gold.
Darren Till goes off after recently being asked to apologize to John Fury:
“I got a phone call about two or three weeks ago. My manager was just laughing when he was asking me, ‘Would you ring John Fury and apologize, and we can maybe make the Tommy fight?’
Apologize for what? I wouldn't do it even if they said, ‘We're gonna make the Tommy Fury fight happen. You're getting 10 million, but you need to ring John Fury and apologize.’
Because I said a few things to you, you want an apology from me?
Here's what I'll do. I'm sorry that you're just a fat f***ing mess, fat goblin, and your son's a shithouse. There's your apology."
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Hero
Cassidy Schutz, a learning specialist at Silver Rail Elementary, confronted and grappled with a 16-year-old gunman during the Oct. 15 shooting. kgw.com/article/news/local/b…
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Now @ChristianYelich can put all his focus on becoming the 2027 Home Run derby champ and all that entails. 🍑
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Every time I tell myself I’m not going to watch. If it’s Darren Till, I’ll accept the award again and be let down after Jake wins a boring decision
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Makes sense. Would have been a hit to the draft stock if he came back and was still behind (future #1 pick) Raiola.
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