@AwkwardAndOdd

Potato enthusiast. Theatre lover. Book nerd. Cat lady. All photos my own.šŸ“󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁓ó æ https://xitter.cf/t.co/In29O5zzYS

 Edinburgh, Scotland
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Joined February 2009
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You donā€™t know what fun is until youā€™ve witnessed a drunk on the Edinburgh to Glasgow train screaming ā€œA fucking hate hedgehogs, come at me ya jabby wee cuntā€ while angrily circling a hairbrush thatā€™s been dropped on the floor...
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I bet if I had a pet penguin instead of crippling depression Iā€™d be unstoppable
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Itā€™s Sunday so I have my best pyjamas on
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I pretended to be a ray of sunshine for so long that I burnt myself.
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s tier@srushtispaceOct 25
i donā€™t know what will fix me
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Sabrina
@neu_rot_icOct 24
perish is one the most classic things you can do on weekends
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@providentialyOct 24
Somewhere between devotion and obsession is exactly where I want to be loved.
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Greg One Leg@Greg_1_LegOct 22
I donā€™t like talking to many people. But the ones I do like talking to I feel like I bother them so I donā€™t
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ā™°@heavens_sickestOct 23
i hate having a voice kink sometimes bc i genuinely cannot be attracted to someone if i donā€™t like their voice
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Period horny is actually a curse bro wtf is this bs
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need him to pin me down and f*ck me until i canā€™t move
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mimi@oring2181Oct 23
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Nayele18@nayele18maybe22 Jan 2025
Sorry for being needy and obnoxious, itā€™s just that Iā€™m needy and obnoxious
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Literarium
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āœ§@northstardollOct 23
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Elaine Owen@OwenElaineowen1Oct 24
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444@Jax__4Oct 23
i wanna fall asleep listening to your voice
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Lionella@x_zaichOct 24
one day youā€™ll find someone whoā€™s going to be obsessed with you, itā€™s probably going to be a squirrel
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silly cat memes
@sillymeow4uOct 23
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Youā€™re the only one who ever wanted to know the real me and then bothered to remember every story
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