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Horus Gilgamesh

@AwkwardBible

Just a happy heretic trying to undo some of the damage done in my ministry days. Author of the Awkward Bible stuff. Current bodily host to Gary The Demon.

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Joined August 2011
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"Christians don't read the Bible for the same reason people don't imagine their parents having sex - it ruins everything!" Our bartender last night apparently thought this was funny enough to buy me a drink. (Thanks, Kerri!)
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ashe
@ashebytesSep 5
since you guys loved the exploding tesla.. I used GPT-6 Astra to create a 3D website that pulls apart the male anatomy into 2,234 modeled pieces! we are in a renaissance of learning
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Headquarters (@HQNewsNow) profile picture
Headquarters
@HQNewsNowSep 3
The White House unveils new video games on their website where players can deport and terrorize families with ICE.
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Dean W. Perkins
@deanwperkinsSep 2
16 minute tutorial on how to build $50,000 cinematic websites (step by step) with Claude Fable 5 Save this before you lose it 🔖
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Don Winslow (@donwinslow) profile picture
Don Winslow
@donwinslowAug 25
Wake the fuck up America.
NBC News (@NBCNews) profile pictureNBC News
@NBCNewsAug 25
BREAKING: Trump administration says it might demolish the Kennedy Center if court blocks renovations. nbcnews.com/politics/trump-a…
Trump administration says it might demolish the Kennedy Center if court blocks renovations

Trump administration says it might demolish the Kennedy Center if court blocks renovations

The DOJ attorneys called the Kennedy Center “structurally unsound, fundamentally unsafe, and embarrassing to the Nation’s Capital.”

nbcnews.com
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komal sharma
@itz_komal01Aug 19
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Ng!sinx
@Jalanparis_Aug 19
Happiness is simple ✨ The world is so beautiful it would be a shame to miss it
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iPodKingCarter
@ipodkingcarterAug 19
BRO WTF.
Pete Firman (@petefirman) profile picturePete Firman
@petefirmanAug 19
I can make you see colours that don’t exist!
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LuigiPrimo@BestPizzaChefAug 17
Kiri (@Kyrannio) profile pictureKiri
@KyrannioAug 16
How does one even train for this?
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This is what a democratic socialist system like Denmark, Canada, and many other countries do.
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Jamison Daniel
@AntiquarianMuseAug 13
This is BRILLIANT.

Scooby

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Henny James
@ItsHennyJamesAug 12
That beer he drinking must be some pressure 😂
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MERICA MEMED (@Mericamemed) profile picture
MERICA MEMED
@MericamemedAug 3
How to gaslight your brother
🤖 Made with AI
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ysmahn✨@curioarchiveJul 29
Never celebrate too early
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Andrew Weinstein (@AWeinstein) profile picture
Andrew Weinstein
@AWeinsteinJul 29
He attacks mail‑in voting while voting by mail. He mocks vaccines while getting vaccinated. He pushes “Buy American” while selling foreign‑made merchandise. He demands action against undocumented workers while his own properties hired them. He rages about classified information while mishandling it. And now he’s falling asleep on the job after calling Joe Biden “Sleepy.” The hypocrisy is staggering.
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everyday this admin passes a new Eat Shit and Die bill and the only response we get out of congress is "damn that's crazy, yall be easy tho" as they send more money to Israel
GOP Ls (@GOP__Ls) profile pictureGOP Ls
@GOP__LsJul 26
🚨 The Trump Administration ends regulations protecting Americans from radiation overexposure. Experts predict this will significantly increase cancer risk for many Americans.
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Paper Parrot
@paperparrot_Jul 25
Tigers look orange to humans because we are trichromats, but they appear green to deer and wild boars because they are dichromats.
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Insanity.
The New York Times (@nytimes) profile pictureThe New York Times
@nytimesJul 24
Breaking News: President Trump ordered new signs outside the Smithsonian’s National Museum of American History to warn that its depiction of U.S. history, in his view, is “inaccurate.” It was the latest escalation in his dispute with the institution. nyti.ms/3RRCidi
Trump Orders Warnings Placed at ‘Inaccurate’ Smithsonian History Museum

Trump Orders Warnings Placed at ‘Inaccurate’ Smithsonian History Museum

President Trump said the signage at the National Museum of American History would correct what a disputed White House report described as “extreme political activism.”

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@omgsidewalksJul 23
Police DO NOT prevent crime; they respond to it. Crime is prevented by higher wages, guaranteed health care, food security, high-quality child care, housing, good schools, and addiction treatment.
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Anonymous (@YourAnonNews) profile picture
Anonymous
@YourAnonNewsJul 24
Meanwhile you have an orange buffoon in the USA who convinced a bunch of stupid people that solar doesn't work and windmills cause cancer... You can't have nice things because you're stupid.
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Colin McCarthy
@US_StormwatchJul 25
Just an awful wildfire outbreak that continues to escalate this evening across the Pacific Northwest. Unfortunately, it's only going to get worse tomorrow, as even more extreme fire weather conditions arrive.
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