scary jerry

Made a piece of content that struck a chord. Figure i should drop it here

I haven't been posting much over here, but if you miss me, you can find me AT scarryjerrywest over on the ubiquitous short form video app Someone over there claimed they pulled themselves up by their own bootstraps, and I felt the need to explain why that's not an actual thing

why is this is the first notification Twitter sent me for the new year? Also, trafficking humans is definitely not the answer

I used to have a flock of domesticated ducks and it was pure magic

Who's ready for 2023?

The Tide rolled in crystalline form

The Yakov Smirnoff joke format loses a lot of charm when the person telling it is the authoritarian regime

It's not the ideal but it is a solution for literally all the everything