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Lagos, Nigeria
Joined March 2011
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You need to calm your nerves. I know there’s a lot of pressure from all sides to achieve so much within the shortest period possible, but we can’t overwork ourselves. The most important thing is that we are putting in effort every day without stopping, and I believe that one day, God will reward our hard work in a significant way. It’s not easy to come from a disadvantaged environment.
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Never underestimate a humble fighter with a lion’s heart. He may not be the loudest or most intimidating in the ring, but when the moment for revenge arrives, his determination speaks louder than words. This is what happens when courage meets unfinished business.!!!!
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Na only Nigerians fit understand wetin Boniface send Tolu here 😂😂
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This boy is so lost in the song that he doesn’t even notice all four coaches have turned their chairs! 🎤🪑✨ 💖👏
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This is not even close to being super strict. These are normal things normal people should consider.
This guy is super strict but I agree with every single decision he made. Completely 100%.
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I thought "1 drunk man is more intelligent than 3 women with PhDs" was a joke 😭
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Women and funny narrative sha!!
Listen to this ! Don't let them Trick you 😏
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Not guts! That's a working system
NVIDIA employees have guts!!! Breaking: Hundreds of NVIDIA employees have signed an internal letter demanding the reinstatement of Jensen Huang as CEO and calling for the board of directors to resign!!
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Especially the electrical wiring
When you have 24 hours electricity, you’d realize that some of our appliances in this country aren’t really built to run 24/7.
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Aliko Dangote is in talks with the Ghanaian government to establish the country as a cocoa-processing hub under a proposed deal involving 500,000 metric tonnes of cocoa.
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You go dey play game with Aboki 🤣🤣🤣
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Having vitals taken at @NisaPremierHosp, Abuja, the first thing the nurse said was “We sell plantain chips.” I didn’t hear what she said at first, because it is just not something you expect to hear when you are having your blood pressure taken. I told her I don’t want plantain chips and she said I could buy them for my family. I asked her if Dr Wada was aware that she was selling chips while taking vitals. Silence. It is the kind of thing that erodes your confidence in the professionalism of the organisation.
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Nvidia is not Apple. Technical CEO is a must.
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Husband earns £2200 monthly. Wife earns £1800 monthly. Wife pays the council tax of £184 alone. Husband pays house rent and cater for all bills which usually leave him barely nothing except he does extra shifts. This is their 4th year in the UK 🇬🇧. Last week, he heard that his wife has built a house in Oyo town, Oyo State. Literally, she built the house in her own name without including the man’s name and didn’t tell her husband as well. The husband got to know from his in-laws when the brother-in-law congratulated him. She has been doing Ajo (contributions) of £1000 monthly without the husband’s knowledge. This is what I tell men, you’re a simp if you say your wife should only support you and you chest all bills. Don’t even do 50:50 bill. 100:100 or nothing. Don’t be a weak men claiming men are sole providers. Build your finances and family together. You’re not strong because you’re claiming you are the sole provider. I repeat there is no lady that genuinely love you that will build house and do Ajo of £1000 monthly without your knowledge. This is a man that complains to me every time and even sometimes borrow £200 from me to complete his house rent. Be wise men
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Nigerians in Diaspora have blocked INEC chairman, Joash Amupitan’s vehicle from leaving Chatham House, London on Thursday. It took the intervention of Chatham House officials and security agents to allow him to leave.
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Fire them all
JUST IN: Nvidia $NVDA employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang as CEO.
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Nigeria is too hard. The economy is shit. Yet, some people are more interested in how much they can take from you in a relationship than how much they can contribute to the relationship? Do you even care how your man is surviving in this economy? "Broke men, broke men." Is your father not broke? As a man, you cannot claim not to know when you're dating your enemy in this economy.
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BREAKING: Trump says ‘there is only one man’ to replace Jensen Huang at Nvidia: former Apple CEO Tim Cook
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Guys! We still have this kind of women around! Look and observe well while searching. Good luck!
When my wife was pregnant with our first child, she was admitted to Lagos University Teaching Hospital (LUTH) due to some complications. One day, while I was sitting beside her in the hospital, a nurse came to attend to her. When she finished, she turned to me and said, "Oga, we are going to need toilet rolls, sanitary pads..." She went on to list about ten items we needed to buy. I collected the list and quietly walked out of the ward. A few minutes later, the nurse found me standing in the hospital corridor. "Oga! You still dey here? We need those things o!" I was so embarrassed. I didn't know what to say. I simply walked away, pretending I was going somewhere. Then I quietly sneaked back into the ward to meet my wife. She looked at me, and without much explanation, she understood. My wife quickly reached into her bag, brought out some money and handed it to me so I could buy the items. The truth was that I had not been paid my salary for three months. There I was, a husband expecting his first child, unable to afford even the basic items my wife needed in the hospital. But thank God for a wife who understood our situation. She later gave me the money to hold for further expense. Today, whenever I remember that incident, I just laugh at myself. 😂 Every man has a beginning. Never be ashamed of yours.
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A lot of people don’t understand how relationships work. They did not set out to fuck on the job. This is what eventually happens but unfortunately it’s what marriages are missing. You see, at work, you do stuff together - you talk, to build projects, fail, tray again, travel together, have lunch at office cafeteria. This mimics a relationship already. Slowly, you begin to see the person beyond your colleague. You begin to see their soft and hard sides; their vulnerability. You begin to know them deeply, in fact, far more than your spouse at home (8-12 hours at work is no joke). Eventually, guards drop. Likeness begins and you fuck! A lot of marriages are struggling because couples don’t do stuff together as much as they do with their colleagues at work. Great bonds are formed when you do something with someone. See soldiers, Boy Scouts members etc. That’s how it works. Anyone who thinks people won’t fuck themselves at work in 2026 is being delusional. You don’t have to like it. Policies can minimise it, but it can never eradicate it.
NYT: “Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship With Nvidia Executive Who Reports to Him”
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The same thing was said when you guys were trying to remove Jonathan and vote in Buhari
Removing Tinubu and APC is like Nigeria gaining another independence.
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