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Joined May 2021
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Back in this hood. 😎
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🚨 JUST IN: ALL-TIMER interview from Unai Emery after conceding a 96 min equalizer vs. Manchester Utd
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The coastal road feels safe because it is new, smooth, and wide. But that is what tricks people. At 180km/h, you are not driving, you are just hoping nothing happens. One pothole, one tyre burst, one person crossing, one small steering mistake, and you have no time to react. Your braking distance at 180 is almost 3 times what it is at 100. And the other truth is, most cars on that road are not ready for that speed. Old tyres that are already 6 years old, brakes that are half gone, suspension that is leaking, wheel alignment that is off. Those things don't show at 60km/h in traffic. They show at 180km/h when you need to brake or swerve. If you want to enjoy your car, enjoy it. But do it with a car that is actually ready. Before you go and floor it on the coastal, check 3 things: 1. Tyres - date, pressure, and tread. A burst at high speed is almost impossible to control. 2. Brakes - pads, discs, and brake fluid. If your pedal is soft, don't go fast. 3. Suspension and steering - if the car shakes at 100, it will be worse at 160. We pray for everyone involved in this accident. 🙏🏾🧡
💔💔💔 This accident is too much. Everyone wants to floor their car on the coastal, but only a few can handle a car at top speed. This is a new week let's practice safe driving.
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As far as marketing is concerned, this is one of the top top guys on the continent. Never been more confident about someone killing a role. Congrats Nwanne @Nonso_Obiefule
🚨 HERE WE GO! After intense negotiations and interest from several top clubs, @OurNuvion finally secured my signature. Release clause triggered. Personal terms agreed, medical passed, and all documents signed. A new chapter. A new badge. Same ambition.
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Bir adam, ambarına giren fareleri görünce kedisi minnoşu ve mestan'ı çağırdı. Minnoş ve mestan akşam yemeğinde ziyafet çekmiş oldu.
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Nigeria is so fucked up Damn!!💔💔💔💔💔 This case is kinda scary @PoliceNG_CRU @PoliceNG @AluyaPov @TunjiDisu1
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If you have a partner that has someone she calls her ‘spiritual father’ and you still marry her Your mother has failed in life.
“He’s my spiritual father” is actually valid grounds for eternal break-up.
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Me to me every morning.
I really hate how broke I am This is not normal anymore
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I really hate how broke I am This is not normal anymore
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My favorite type of content is watching women who are hard to want thinking they are hard to get.
One of the worst things you can do to yourself as a man abroad is to marry a Nigerian girl abroad. It’s a case of dog chop dog. I avoid them like a plague here. They are good for NOTHING. "I'll support him when he is financially down." 🤡🤡 It is your father that will be down.
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And if you as a single person is paying all your bills yourself and you couple up Life should get easier and better for you and your partner not one person getting the burnt of it. Save to say you people are not kind to each other.
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The Nigerian police strikes again👮‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Kudos to Aluya for letting us know the questions we can and don't have to answer when the police ask us.
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I am POK I will vote for Peter Obi & Jagora I will vote for NDC
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🚨 HERE WE GO! After intense negotiations and interest from several top clubs, @OurNuvion finally secured my signature. Release clause triggered. Personal terms agreed, medical passed, and all documents signed. A new chapter. A new badge. Same ambition.
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Again, electricity is expensive in Nigeria already. We should have light We are paying way more than other countries
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People wonder how I am good at analysis and I do them very clear in layman's terms and in a short time frame. I am POK BTech Statistics, FUTA MTech Statistics, FUTA Don't play.
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7k followers on twitter🤝🏾
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The concept of money is quite easy and my dad broke it down for us easily. To make money, you have to sell a product or a skill. To lose money, you have to purchase a product or a service. To multiply money, you have to invest. If you do not purchase, money will not leave. If you do not have a product or service to sell, money will not enter. If you do not invest wisely, money will not multiply. If your purchases are higher than your income, you go broke. If you delay gratification, the money stays longer. If you delay gratification but do not invest "WISELY", especially in a country like Nigeria, the money stays longer but risk losing value over time. This is basically the summary of every finance book ever written.
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“If I am worth anything later, I am worth something now. For wheat is wheat, even if people think it is a grass in the beginning.” Van Gogh Your value is inherent
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There’s no unique experience in this world.
What my little cousins do when they see me instead of just saying hello😭😭
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A sitting president is promising you what he couldn’t able to do in the last 3years as a sitting president.
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