Graduate trying to figure out life. Also @dustyfairywings is the waifu. Azem Sertorius Ultros
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Florida is not a lost cause
If it can happen in texas it can happen here
And bitch boy ron can still get these hands at the Wawa on 137th
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Can't deny this was the funniest shit i saw today
Una VTuber independiente en Japón llevó su especial de Halloween al extremo al implementar una dinámica absurda en tiempo real. Si su contador de espectadores en vivo era impar, actuaba como una súcubo seductora; si la cifra era par, se transformaba literalmente en un autobús.
Durante la transmisión, Rurino Nemo imitó ruidos de motor y aceleración a todo pulmón durante más de media hora. El evento se volvió viral por la insólita respuesta de su audiencia: los espectadores confesaron que el personaje del vehículo generó mucha más demanda que el de la súcubo.
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Thought you were done with Night City? Well, Night City isn't quite done with you.
Patch notes for Cyberpunk 2077’s Edgerunners 2 Update (2.5) are now available for you to ready up and review before going live on the streets tomorrow.
Jack in: cp2077.ly/2.5_Patch_Notes
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Dumbledore: HARRY! HARRY! HARRY! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SITTING AT THE SLYTHERIN TABLE?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN GRYFFINDOR!
Harry: Well, somehow they kicked me out because I have a problem. They said I'm an enemy magnet, so Dracaena invited me to Slytherin, and here I am.
Dumbledore: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHO THE FUCK DID THAT?! RON?! HERMIONE?! GINNY?! DEAN?! NEVILLE?! WHO THE FUCK IS RESPONSIBLE?!
Harry: Sir, please calm down. Everyone said I bring too much trouble to Gryffindor.
Dumbledore: CALM DOWN?! HARRY, YOU'VE SAVED THIS FUCKING SCHOOL MORE TIMES THAN I'VE HAD LUNCH! YOU'VE FOUGHT TROLLS, BASILISKS, DEATH EATERS, AND A FUCKING DARK LORD! AND NOW YOUR OWN HOUSE KICKS YOU OUT BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ENEMY MAGNET?!
Harry: Technically, sir, they're not wrong.
Dumbledore: THAT IS NOT THE FUCKING POINT, YOU LITTLE SHIT!
Harry: Well, Dracaena said Slytherin would welcome me. She even saved me a seat.
Dumbledore: ...
Dumbledore: SNAPE! YOU GREASY-HAIRED BASTARD! THIS IS YOUR FUCKING PLAN, ISN'T IT?! YOU FINALLY STOLE MY BOY!
Snape: Albus, I assure you that I had absolutely nothing to do with—
Dumbledore: SHUT THE FUCK UP, SEVERUS! I'M HAVING A FUCKING CRISIS!
Harry: Dracaena also gave me chocolate.
Dumbledore: SHE GAVE YOU CHOCOLATE?!
Harry: Yes, sir.
Dumbledore: OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE! GRYFFINDOR THREW AWAY THE BOY WHO LIVED, AND SLYTHERIN GOT HIM WITH ONE FUCKING SEAT AND A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE?!
Harry: She also said she wanted me to feel welcome.
Dumbledore: 107363922563828363 FUCKTILLION POINTS TO SLYTHERIN!
Harry: Sir, that's my new house!
Dumbledore: I KNOW, HARRY! THAT'S WHY I'M FUCKING CRYING!
Harry: Dracaena is waving at me.
Dumbledore: DON'T YOU DARE WAVE BACK!
Harry: Too late.
Dumbledore: HARRY JAMES POTTER, YOU TRAITOROUS LITTLE SHIT!
Harry: What? She's my friend.
Dumbledore: FRIEND?! SHE HASN'T EVEN HAD TO FIGHT VOLDEMORT FOR YOU YET, AND SHE'S ALREADY TREATING YOU BETTER THAN YOUR OWN FUCKING HOUSE!
Snape: Perhaps Slytherin has finally demonstrated some admirable qualities.
Dumbledore: SEVERUS, I SWEAR TO MERLIN, IF YOU SMIRK ONE MORE TIME, I'LL STUFF YOUR ENTIRE HEAD INTO THE HOUSE CUP!
Harry: So, can I stay in Slytherin?
Dumbledore: YES, YOU LITTLE SHIT! STAY THERE! ENJOY YOUR CHOCOLATE! ENJOY YOUR FUCKING PRINCESS! ENJOY YOUR NEW HOUSE!
Harry: Thanks, Professor!
Dumbledore: AND ANOTHER 107363922563828363 FUCKTILLION POINTS TO SLYTHERIN!
Harry: WHY?!
Dumbledore: BECAUSE GRYFFINDOR HAS OFFICIALLY LOST THE PLOT, SNAPE IS SMUG, AND I'M GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF THIS FUCKING SEMESTER FIGURING OUT WHICH OF MY STUDENTS NEEDS TO BE HIT WITH A CHAIR!
