I love being delusional🥰 Founder of California Buritto, Dholakpur

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Joined December 2022
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congress ke time par i used to successfully complete nnn
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congress ke time pe modi haraamkhor tha aur abhi bhi hai
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congress k time and bjp k time my "situationship" was the same try beating this✌️😭
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*paws at you* am I annoying? *paws at you* am I annoying? *paws at you* am I annoying? *paws at you* am I annoying? *paws at you* am I annoying? *paws at you* am I annoying?
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goodbye you were bigger than the whole sky😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Pissraeli Elections live update
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Absolute #hopecore
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George W Bush implies the existence of George L Armpits
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On popular demand 🫡
A lot of you have been asking for Cali B in your city! Comment where you Cali B next, The most-liked comment will get priority, and admin speak with the team 👀
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Praying for head so I get some brains. Amen
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Happy Dussehra my frnds #HappyDussehra
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Replying to @Cali_Burrito
Dholakpur
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Guys please please PLEASE LIKE THIS
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my problem with garba and garba nights is that as a concept it is fasvist (gujarati)
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Coming home drunk on scooter rand being assaulted by high beam from slop-uv cars😵‍💫
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World first 5th world country
In Panipat's Ward-3 near Devi Mandir, a little girl slipped and fell into an open drain and started drowning. A man present at the spot immediately jumped in and saved her. The incident was caught on CCTV. Locals said similar accidents involving a woman and bike riders have happened at the same spot before.
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Today, Modi denotified Jantar Mantar as a designated protest site. Tomorrow, he will denotify democracy itself. The dictator’s problem was never the protest site. It was the very idea of people protesting.
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do i even love you if i don't bully you?
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