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Dr. Hoff

@BALDCEL

CEO of FUMO EROTICA INDUSTRIES. 3.6 trillion subs on youtube.

Joined April 2025
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Iam a 4'10 indonesian sea monkey rotting in the slums of jakarta and this is my story 👇
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“Bend over”
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allan (@niemandmagzeit) profile pictureallan@niemandmagzeit2h
Replying to @sadreturns
in 2026 the nerdy girl trope is if she pulls off her panties whether you’ll be surprised with a penis or not
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I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of Amerikkka, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
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“Praxis.” “Errr…maybe more like El Salvador. Let’s be realistic.” “Praxis.” “El Salvador.” “Nigger.”
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I pay way too much in child support
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The best use for AI is art because most artists deserve to be “unemployed”
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This got flagged as nsfw by the Xitter algo
Dr. Hoff (@BALDCEL) profile pictureDr. Hoff
@BALDCELSep 13
Replying to @temp_softmax
“You’re next”
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Trader Joe cashier called me “cuh” “Have a nice day cuh”
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Sydney Sweeney needs me
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He happens to be the same size as a small grey alien (five foot five) Food for thot
𝐂𝐙𝐂 ⩩ (@1927Capitan) profile picture𝐂𝐙𝐂 ⩩@1927CapitanOct 29
Happy 129th birthday to Dr. Goebbels
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Clausewitziangly schwerpunkting in die fraulien fotze
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Schwerpunkt
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I’m going as Fran lebowitz for Halloween
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Just saw a “dark soul” on campus … this school is going downhill
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Live pigeon racing will be the next BIG THING
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Lamar Jackson is a bum
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Imagine working at the minions factory
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I’m a gooner I’m a trooner I’m a midnight coalpoaster
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How do we turn off these new in app pop up notis
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I show she had CAKE 🎂
Chris Stringer (@ChrisStringer65) profile pictureChris Stringer
@ChrisStringer65Oct 28
Replica of the tiny- bodied Homo floresiensis (‘Hobbit’) skeleton, found #OTD in 2003. From our Human Evolution exhibition @NHM_London @NHM_Anthro
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Justin Tucker the greatest football (soccer) player of all time
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