Someone asked me what time it was bc they saw my fly ass Japanese retro futuristic experimental watch "I have no fucking idea"💯
Read that last part like Porky the pig.
Replying to @Pinkpillempire
Every time I put on heavy lip liner and some blush this happens JEBEJDJDJDI
Looked up #Mouthwashing just now bc I just finished it.
It's been 20 min. I have blocked 100 accounts and found 2 good fanarts. Diabolically reprehensible fanbase.
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A Steam user managed to get a free controller replacement despite being outside the warranty period.
Steam agreed to replace it for free as a customer service gesture.
“It appears that the controller would need to be replaced to resolve the issue. The warranty period for your purchase has expired, however as a customer service gesture we can replace the controller.”
They then asked the user to provide their full name and shipping address to send the replacement.
My hatred of Rivals 2 is so emaculate and divine I'm close to making a video on it so people from the outside thinking about their next platform fighter don't make a mistake getting it.
2JANK retweeted
Macaulay Culkin recreating the thousand-yard stare soldier meme for Halloween.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Intentionally or not, this post proved to be very misleading in a few different ways.
Macaulay Culkin IS recreating the meme in this picture, but his costume itself is actually of a green army man toy. His face paint is actually bright green.
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