fenian cunt, she/her✨27✨ i dont have a goal weight, i am the goal weight 🤏🏻@softestbunnies alt

Glasgow, Scotland
Joined November 2021
using the bugs life speech over this luigi mangione edit was so fucking REAL actually
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easterman trying to get gooseberry back to her cell room after escaping
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trying not to say 'so you hate me' 15x a day
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my weird ass old neighbour turning upto my house randomly twin i will blow my shit smoove off infront of u and change the trajectory of ur life forever leave me alone !!!! UR WEIRD !!
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when i say “old neighbour” inshould clarify that i mean he has moved. he isnt an old man. hes like ??? 23??? but i still do not enjoy
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the expops in their cells
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easterman is leaving and coming back as easterwoman
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Smoking weed with hesdphones make you realize how many somgs have light background tracks of your family letting out blood-curdling screams of your name
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go DM @BBC0RPSE and ask for her throne and get her gifts cuz she's pretty. it'll give you a good luck bonus in life
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❓ Seen you enjoy biceps in your DMs, does the same apply for Abs? 🤷‍♂️ 💬 biceps, abs, back. whole shebang really. even better if you show me you working out till failure with audio on #tellonym tellonym.me/hexghoul/answer/…
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what if i caved and bought these
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i play Dungeons & Dragons every Friday, do u guys still Want me
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ok so u should all act like this more often
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they added poop to outlast trials
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Post so embarrassing I’m siding with the landlord.
All of these Airbnb conversations remind me of the time a host said not to kill the spiders in every corner of his rental, but wanted us to wash dishes and strip the beds at checkout.🫠
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