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Joined March 2018
B. Chordial retweeted
this is unbelievable slander
If you celebrated the last Jayden Daniels win by having sex with your wife the baby would already be crawling
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Oh she has an appetite for destruction
Send her $740 for lunch today. She deserves it.
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B. Chordial retweeted
Harry taught me a million things about playing safety. I taught him how to hit the lightskin face 🎬😂
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B. Chordial retweeted
Boy imagine Obama telling a bihh she had a fat ass mid speech they woulda hung that nigga from the podium
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” 👀🍑 “That’s hard to miss. Stand up”
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B. Chordial retweeted
The hoe in you talking to you like the Green Goblin mask
bra … i wanna be single but i get treated great , i have no reason to wanna break up .. im irritated !!!
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B. Chordial retweeted
"Nigga I could've went to the Dream game"
she cussing that bum out telepathically 😭😭😭
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B. Chordial retweeted
Glad y’all had this talk. Time to break up sadly.
my boyfriend and i were talking about marriage when he said he wanted a prenup. i told him i didn't have a problem with that. then he explained that everything he owned before marriage would remain his, which i understood. but when i asked what would happen to the money i saved while we were married, he said we'd both keep our personal savings separate. i asked him what he thought would happen if i took time off work to have our kids, and he said...
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I heard a woman talk about her half siblings from affairs as “the physical manifestation of my mother’s pain”
I can now talk about this since time has passed. My late friend was an affair kid and I remember how she tried reaching out to her siblings and dad and they all blocked her. When she died from an accident, I informed them of her passing and not even her dad came to the burial.
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B. Chordial retweeted
One day we gon talk about how uncomfortable wigs, lashes and nails are.
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I need to know what the Japanese did to make the French THIS mad
Le premier mec a ouvrir un business de cordes au japon
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Just pretend like it’s Super Bowl Sunday.
So we’re just supposed to raw dog a Sunday tomorrow without Josh Allen football?
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B. Chordial retweeted
Yo what could Japanese niggas POSSIBLY have done to France to piss them off this badly 😭
Le spermatozoïde d’un Japonais qui cherche l’ovule alors qu’il à fini dans une poupée gonflable
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😭
Iman smiling while boogie losin his mind 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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B. Chordial retweeted
‘How are you so focused under pressure?’ Me in 1995:
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😂 he COOKING. Old heads who been married since the 80s & 90s swear they got answers to give active daters today. It's wicked out here now, their moves are outdated.
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B. Chordial retweeted
I’m so glad my parents didn’t meet in this era. My pops said he pulled my mom by writing her a poem.. gang you would’ve been a photo dump cover😭✌️
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Me pausing between matches to check if I’m still in a relationship
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B. Chordial retweeted
If your wife mistakenly got pregnant by other man, as a good husband what would you do?
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B. Chordial retweeted
I’m this years old.
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