Are @Butterfinger thieves bad people? No. We don’t judge. But to be clear, they’re not good people.

Today we lost a good @Butterfinger #f

CASE # BFI1115 SOLVED: @Butterfinger stolen at a revolving door factory. Went around in circles on this one.

Find our post on Facebook and tag the family member most likely to steal your @Butterfinger bar. #HappyNationalScavengerDay

If you’re in the business of stealing @Butterfinger bars. We suggest a new business. Like cooking or something.

Tag someone you think should be on the BFI's wanted list. Or poster.

CASE # BFI0714 SOLVED: @Butterfinger stolen at the tire factory. We solved it amidst intense pressure.

Tag a @Butterfinger thief. So we can follow them. On twitter.

Stealing a @Butterfinger isn't petty theft. It's VERY, VERY, petty. And also, theft.

It’s Mother’s Day. Show her how much you care. Don’t steal her @Butterfinger. #HappyMothersDay

Today is #NoPantsDay. Do with that what you will. But keep your fingers off those @Butterfinger bars.

IV: Butterfinger Wars V: The Butterfinger Thief Strikes Back VI: Return of the Butterfinger #MayThe4thBeWithYou #StarWarsDay

Stolen a @Butterfinger? Turn yourself in and all’s forgiven. By us anyway. The victim would like a word.

ATTENTION: ALL BFI AGENTS! Evidence room tampering will not be tolerated.

You plant the trees, we plant the traps. Happy #ArborDay.

Suspect someone of stealing your @Butterfinger? Tag them here and we will launch a full investigation ...which, due to limited resources, may be limited to responding to your tweet.

A stolen @Butterfinger? No it’s not grand larceny. Or petty larceny. But it’s mean larceny.

BFI SCAM ALERT: Buy 1 Steal 1 is not an official @Butterfinger promotion.

Stolen a @Butterfinger? Turn yourself in and all is forgiven. Wait nothing is forgiven. You did a terrible thing. Final answer, nothing is forgiven.

BFI FYI: #ShakespeareDay today. Wherefore art thou stolen @Butterfinger?