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"I have an idea. It's gonna sound silly but it's awesome." -The person who had the idea of pirates explaining it to the other first pirates.
Week 3 of Twitter bros trying to tell me Luther Burden actually isn't startable in fantasy football
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I always thought sci fi dystopian movies were an exaggeration. They actually gave humanity too much credit if anything. Always portraying us losing a war with machines. In reality lots of people are willing to just roll over and let them take over everything.
I want AI to replace EVERYONE.
Yes, everyone. Including me.
I don’t want to work. I don’t want you to work either.
I want AI to produce everything we need, robots to do all the physical labor, and the cost of goods and services to collapse toward zero.
The fact that people see this as some kind of dystopian nightmare is hilarious.
You have been conditioned to believe that spending 40 years working is the purpose of your existence.
It’s not.
I want everything automated.
I want everything free.
I want humanity to retire.
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The alt half time show is total loser sh*t. You're going up against one of the most popular artists in America and your flex is Kid Rock who hasn't had a hit in over 20 years. #BadBunny
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1. No matter what your politics are, you can't cheer on the death of your political opponents. It's the antithesis of everything we believe. Killing your political rivals is actual fascism. No matter how much you disagree with him. Charlie Kirk spent his life debating.
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I think they should've kept Samuel L Jackson out to narrate the football #SuperBowl
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Joe Burrow throwing to Tee Higgins when I need a few more points from Ja'Marr Chase should be at least a fine
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.@MatthewBerryTMR I was ahead Sunday night. He had no players left, I had Xavier Worthy. I played Worthy cause points are the tie breaker in our league. Guess what happened...
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The Yankees are just 4 games away from winning the WS. Do the Dodgers still have a chance?
67%Sure yes, but unlikely
33%No shot
3 votes • Final results 1
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Hey kids, if you grow up to be a professional baseball player, it doesn't matter how well you play if you mess up in a big moment. Everyone will f*ing hate you if you lead the way all year and then bat .150 in the playoffs. Even if you're the biggest reason they got there
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This is a triggering post for engagement. You have been warned.
All Republicans are fascists. All Democrats are communists. If either one wins, it's over. You're going to be replaced by robots, but what you can do is eat more grapes. They're a good source of things doctors say
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