Brianna Higgins

Having a midlife crisis at 23. Starting the new year off strong!

I should be paid for how often I watch twilight

exCUSE ME OMAZE?!

Just casually thinking about Oobi and unlocking the forgotten memories of the 2000s on this fine evening

Thinking about the 90 year old woman who had a two hour phone call with me at work a few months back and had just discovered Robin Williams for the first time. Hope she’s having a good day

Y’all I am so sick of venmo being the new place for sugar daddy outreach. Whoever’s grandpa this is, get him under control plz

Things that pissed me off today: 1. I’m still broke as shit

I’ve given up on explaining to my dad what chain messages are and that you don’t need to share to 10 friends. Now I just tell him how to share it because that’s easier

The pandemic has made me into a crazy plant mom and I’m not mad about it

Forget about middle part vs side part for a second. Who remembers zig zag part?

Reevaluating my life because I was called Barbara in reply to an email that had my name located in 6 different places

Following all the guidelines but having parents that are required to work in-person and are constantly being exposed to people who aren’t taking the pandemic seriously/contracting the virus is really starting to piss me off 😑

Lmk why every guy thinks they’ll become a famous rapper with their backyard music videos

I just found out that there’s a “no pants subway ride” day and oh my god