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And then one day you find ten years have got behind you No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun…..

Bellingham, WA
Joined February 2011
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Release those Epstein Files now @TheDemocrats @DNC or that line about both parties are just two wings on the same bird 🦅 is 💯. #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinClientList
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Don’t call me a dummy I know they don’t takeover Congress until 2027. I’ll be watching 👀 ⏰
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He has to be absolutely beside him self that he mangled 4 Beautiful 😍 Feet 🦶 😂
🚨 BREAKING: Rex Ryan arrested for allegedly hitting 2 pedestrians, running over their feet. Details: tmz.me/4sW7c2m
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🚨 BREAKING: Rex Ryan arrested for allegedly hitting 2 pedestrians, running over their feet. Details: tmz.me/4sW7c2m
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White Tie with the Don Corleone Lapel? 🌹 Looking like DRIP Kelly. Drippy Longstockings. Drip Torn 😎
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Maybe my Greatest Gambling Achievement Ever Was Getting My Initial $300 back from one of these sites AFTER they made me bet 30x times 🤣 before they would pay me.
Carton’s take on Dianna Russini partnering with an illegal sports book. He’s 100% right. She is so dumb.
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We used to know how to make things in this country
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If you refuse a wheelchair and insist on walking everywhere, why the fuck did you come to the “Emergency” Room in the first place? Thank you for listening to my TED talk.
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Chapelle got “cancelled” by the left for Trans Jokes. Now the Right is “cancelling” him for a Charlie Kirk joke. Sign of a great Comedian when you piss everyone off or just a sign of the times? Hell I’ve been called a Libtard and a Conservative 😂 #DaveChappelle
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Told Nash that I invented Aura. 🪩🕺 #70sDance #KulshanMiddleSchool
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Couple of Pussies 🐈 🐱
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😂 Not just one dummy. The entire team is celebrating 😂 🤣
OH. MY. GOD. 🤯 New Mexico State just put a layup into THEIR OWN BASKET in the final 20 seconds trailing by 1 Point.
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Tech CEO’s changing their political affiliation every 4 years or so
10/10 probably best video on the internet in the history of the internet. Woke 3.0 gonna be lit.
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I Remember after the preseason a year ago @BillSimmons said Treyvon Henderson was at worst going to be like Jahmyr Gibbs 😂 #Patriots #NFL
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What is this Bullshit 💩🚽 In my Fantasy Football 🏈 feed? @AdamAizer
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Thomas Schaffer would never! 😂
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Insane: Scott Van Pelt mistakenly called Steelers icon Ben Roethlisberger and Browns QB Deshaun Watson "r*pists" on live television. "We talked a bit about the r*pists. Ben Roethlisberger in the building." 😱😱😱
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The 1990 WWE Survivor Series intro Brought to you by 'Cocaine'
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The @Patriots Doctor in charge of clearing AJ Browns Knees last offseason. @BillSimmons @KevinHench #Patriots
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Tee ball kid found out he had a walk up song and danced at the plate for 20 seconds before coach got him set up to hit 🤣
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