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My bestie sent me a voice memo today of her singing Michael Scott’s “Happy Birthday” for Creed, from when he was being Survivor Man in the woods.
Perfect pitch and tone.
Nothing will top that this year. It was peak, and she knows me all too well 😭
youtu.be/rMd7xQf3fTk?si=rndH…
I had a conversation yesterday with my former Gen X boss at 𝕏 where I had to explain what “crashing out” meant. The fact that he doesn’t know still sits with me.
Just when I thought I couldn’t love Ina Garten more…
I understand why vegans are so intolerable…. No butter 🧈
Went to sushi for lunch. While walking out I told the hostess, who was wearing all black, “thanks” and to “have a good day”. She looked at me like I was nuts…. then I see her shift her eyes to someone behind me and she says “hi I’m here for my pick-up order”.
(🫠Just keep walking… be brave in your shame BP)
Paris is burning and they’re still blind. Good luck over there, folks.
I know this might sound rude, but if you sit next to me hacking up phlegm and blowing a snotty nose, I will get up and move. A lady was offended today when I did that at the airport, but I honestly do not care. I’d rather not be sick for a week than have someone feel a little judged.
I hope you feel better, but go away. shoo.
